Goose's definitions

Chapped lips

When a female wheres a skirt outside in winter. This will cause unwanted swelling in the Cunt area due to low temperatures.

Wow Shaniqua why are you wearing a skirt, your gonna get some major chapped lips!

by Goose September 29, 2004

Sexplosion

The climactic end to a sexual encounter. In the case of female Homo Sapiens, multiple may be expected.

So I made the beast with two back last night, and it ended with a giant sexplosion.

by Goose September 29, 2003

nooblet

a lesser noob

J-"OMFG, WTF, i almost had that!"
A-"STFU nooblet"

by Goose December 9, 2003

giesse

Super cool soccer captain

oh yea cant touch this

by Goose September 29, 2004

Bird

Extending the middle finger and thumb. As in Top Gun

"You know, the bird. I'm sorry I hate it when it does that"

by Goose December 7, 2003

Schlumpy

A ridiculously comfortable,lumpy blanket. ;-)

Go get schlumpy so we can watch a really bad movie..

by Goose April 19, 2004

Teenager

A grumpy and moody being who is often in their own world. Sometimes anti socal and often giggles at nothing.
There are many kinds of teenager but a certain kind is depressed often

"I'm a teenager"
"Bugger dude"

by Goose March 16, 2004