Goose's definitions

nooblet

a lesser noob

J-"OMFG, WTF, i almost had that!"
A-"STFU nooblet"

by Goose December 9, 2003

giesse

Super cool soccer captain

oh yea cant touch this

by Goose September 29, 2004

Bird

Extending the middle finger and thumb. As in Top Gun

"You know, the bird. I'm sorry I hate it when it does that"

by Goose December 7, 2003

Chapped lips

When a female wheres a skirt outside in winter. This will cause unwanted swelling in the Cunt area due to low temperatures.

Wow Shaniqua why are you wearing a skirt, your gonna get some major chapped lips!

by Goose September 29, 2004

Schlumpy

A ridiculously comfortable,lumpy blanket. ;-)

Go get schlumpy so we can watch a really bad movie..

by Goose April 19, 2004

KTHXBYE

A sudden, abrupt and rude cessation of conversation that is used to demean one or more participants of the conversa-
KTHXBYE

"I wanted to snipe that auction, why'd you go and do it?"
"Shut it bitch, I got it first, KTHXBYE."

by Goose December 9, 2003

holland patent

A small hick town in the province of bum-fuck where the moosen roam the streets and the rednecks milk their cows.... all day long

-Hey where do you live?
-I live in Holland Patent
-holy shit I thought you looked like a farmer... I live in remsen
-rot in hell faggot

by goose February 11, 2005