Goose's definitions

Sexplosion

The climactic end to a sexual encounter. In the case of female Homo Sapiens, multiple may be expected.

So I made the beast with two back last night, and it ended with a giant sexplosion.

by Goose September 29, 2003

giesse

Super cool soccer captain

oh yea cant touch this

by Goose September 29, 2004

Schlumpy

A ridiculously comfortable,lumpy blanket. ;-)

Go get schlumpy so we can watch a really bad movie..

by Goose April 19, 2004

Chapped lips

When a female wheres a skirt outside in winter. This will cause unwanted swelling in the Cunt area due to low temperatures.

Wow Shaniqua why are you wearing a skirt, your gonna get some major chapped lips!

by Goose September 29, 2004

phint

Some one that makes you really want to kill them. A.K.A. Robbie Corgan!!! Also means a fat piece of shit and who has no friends and we always make fun of.

"You phint", "You're a stupid fucking phint

by Goose December 2, 2004

UBN

Acronym for the United Blood Nation, a.k.a. the Bloods

Don't f**k with the UBN

by Goose May 4, 2006

Controling Bastards

Often American and always in your face, these people will not rest untill you are thinking like them. Are often Christian (see vinno's definition of christian) and want you to be too. These people are fucking up our world. (see George W Bush)

AHHHHHHHHHH A BASTARD! HELP HELP I am... thinking... like...

god bless america

by Goose March 16, 2004