Gonzo's definitions

lying

making shit up

Mike: That Gonzo... he's always lying!

by Gonzo July 26, 2011

chopped-in-half

1: To be so, so, High...
2: Faded, confused, dazed, mistaken.
3: To be severed from your lower body

1: Damn, dude... I am so chopped- in-half right now.

2: Oh man, I'm sorry; I'm just
so chopped in half right now.
OR
Wow, I'm so chopped-in-half I
don't know where I am.

3: Shit! I just got chopped-in-half!

by Gonzo December 26, 2003

Rectal Verifier

A task performed by qualified recaloids (the small long bearded chaps usually found it shoddy porn films and xrated music videos). The purpose of a Rectal Verifier is to analyse the total area and perimeter of an anus and put the findings on to a large database that has no specific reason for existing.

"I valanoid here by decree that your anus is suited for class 4 foreign objects?"

by Gonzo January 1, 2004

dogie

n motherless calf in a range herd of cattle

cowperson to calf: get along little dogie

by gonzo April 10, 2004

F.U.P.A.

Fat...Upper...Pussy...Area.

Dude...Mrs. Ames has the biggest FUPA in mankind.

by Gonzo May 5, 2005

tetungas

spanish for "really big boobs."

Look at her tetungas!

by gonzo December 16, 2006

mini punk

a genre of music containing artists who are both pop and punk in nature.

I like some punk like the Dead Kennedys and some mini punk like Blink 182 and Good Charlotte.

by gonzo April 10, 2004