Gonzo's definitions

sugar pussy lips

noun; deriving from sugar lips and pussy lips; word used to call someone sugar lips, but to upset them with the word pussy

How are you doing today, sugar pussy lips?

by GoNzO April 6, 2005

Rectal Verifier

A task performed by qualified recaloids (the small long bearded chaps usually found it shoddy porn films and xrated music videos). The purpose of a Rectal Verifier is to analyse the total area and perimeter of an anus and put the findings on to a large database that has no specific reason for existing.

"I valanoid here by decree that your anus is suited for class 4 foreign objects?"

by Gonzo January 1, 2004

baby horny

Spontaneous orgasm at the sight of a small infant, prominant in young females, teenage girls, and those who havnt gone through pregnancy.

"aww that baby is soo cute let me hold it!"

by Gonzo March 3, 2005

git along little dogies

move on little motherless calfs.

cowperson to calfs: I keep telling you to git allong little dogies but ya'll just won't move.

by gonzo April 10, 2004

mini punk

a genre of music containing artists who are both pop and punk in nature.

I like some punk like the Dead Kennedys and some mini punk like Blink 182 and Good Charlotte.

by gonzo April 10, 2004

king ding-a-ling

see supa suga

Supa suga is the king ding-a-ling nigga.

by gonzo June 30, 2004

chopped-in-half

1: To be so, so, High...
2: Faded, confused, dazed, mistaken.
3: To be severed from your lower body

1: Damn, dude... I am so chopped- in-half right now.

2: Oh man, I'm sorry; I'm just
so chopped in half right now.
OR
Wow, I'm so chopped-in-half I
don't know where I am.

3: Shit! I just got chopped-in-half!

by Gonzo December 26, 2003