Definitions by Godknown

Tim Allen 

To play the "UUUEEGGHH?!?!" sound from Home Improvement and it's intro on any sounding device, including word from mouth. You should mainly do the Tim Allen anywhere but nowhere.
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All forms of the Tim Allen include:
"UUUEEGGHH?!?!"
"EELREEEE?!?!"
"EELLROOO?!?!"
"AAARRGHHROOO?!?!"
"AAARRGHHREEE?!?!"
or a high-pitched "EEE!"
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If another person knows what the Tim Allen is, or if you want to know if they know what the Tim Allen is, then make the sound--nice and loud--near them. The Tim Allen is usually responded to using another Tim Allen, which if everyone knows what it is, it basically becomes a chain reaction of Tim Allen's.
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Things you can also use the Tim Allen for:
Answering questions
Asking a question
Covering for a bad joke
Responding to a bad joke
Covering for absurdity
Responding to absurdity
Responding to something humorous
Responding to anything
After saying something gross
After saying something weird
After saying something stupid
After saying something smart
After saying nothing at all
Attracting other women/men
Attracting other Tim Allen'ers
Attracting flying spaghetti monsters
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Be careful, because this may cause absolute confusion. The good thing is, it never gets old.

Jake: Yo, what's up man?
Johnny: UUUEEGGHH?!?!
Jake: ... what?
Johnny: Tim Allen...
Jake: ...
Johnny: EELLREEEEEEEEE?!?!
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Johnny: UUUEEGGHH?!?!
Tommy: UUUEEGGHH?!?!
Sam: EELREEEE?!?!
Todd: AAARRRGHHHROOO?!?!
Jake: >=
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Johnny: So how's your boyfriend doing?
Jake: What the f--
Johnny:--AARRRGGHHROOOO?!?!

Tim Allen by Godknown July 20, 2008

Shobbs 

Shobbs basically means younger brother.

"Yo, sup shobbs. Want to go to lunch?"

Shobbs by Godknown May 6, 2007

Dobbs 

Dobbs basically means older brother.

"Ey dobbs, I'm getting hungry. Let's go eat."

Dobbs by Godknown May 6, 2007

iizzle 

Iizzle is the biblical term for izzle.

You were probably bored when you searched for this.

I need to say iizzle before I can move onto the next page.

iizzle by Godknown May 3, 2007

urizzle 

Urizzle is ebonics for Uranus.

I see urizzle my nizzle.

urizzle by Godknown May 2, 2007

grinding 

In skateboarding or other roller sports, this term basically means doing an ollie (or jump) up onto the edge of objects like tables, rails, fun boxes, etc. with a skateboard and grinding it along the surface until you pop off of it back onto another surface or back onto the ground.

You can catch me grinding pools all day.

50-50 grinding is what I am best at.

grinding by Godknown January 30, 2007

youtube 

A website for you to 'broadcast yourself.' Users can upload videos of practically anything that can be voted or commented on by other users.

Youtube hosts some awesome fight videos!

youtube by Godknown April 19, 2006