Goat's definitions

Monkey Mangle

Similar to the donkey punch in origins, but different in the fact that the one fucking the woman from behind jumps on her back while fucking her and then proceeds to pummel her in a wild fashion. After the woman is out cold he then ends this sexual act by throwing his own feces at the woman.

To relieve stress I went over to your mom's house and gave her a good ole' Monkey Mangle.

by Goat May 4, 2004

prostilitute

Someone who will say or do anything to spread their religion or point of view.

I was asleep when the doorbell rang.
It was some JW prostilitutes.
They just can't buy a clue.

by Goat December 13, 2004

noodle

another word for hoe

Whats the deal wit that girl yo?
She's a noddle yo, she be around the block yo.

by Goat April 13, 2005

cambo

1. short for cambodian bong.

2.a marijauna pipe, usually made from a two liter bottle with it's bottom cut off. the bottle is submerged in water, cap with a bowl is then attached . as the bottle is slowly removed from the water, the space with in the bottle fills with dense smoke. this smoke is promptly inhaled, by removing the cap and and re-submurging the bottle. Note, mouth must be places over bottle opening for smoke to be inhaled) known to cause coughing fits.

I just took two cambo hits and man am I wasted.

by goat October 16, 2003

Chevy Cavalier

A tri-colored automobile, due to the wearing off of paint, that will progress through a series of equally painful "crap modes" throughout it's far too short life. In these modes, the car will be unable to accelerate, turn on, or perform other necessary tasks. However, despite the world of trouble and pain, the Cavalier instills a sense of fierce loyalty and pride.

(Person A): What is that awful clanking sound?
(Person B): Yeah, that's just B squared D trying to coast into a parking spot, since his car won't accelerate and cuts out everytime he slows below 20 miles per hour.
(Person A): Wow, why does he keep that piece of junk?
(Person B): Are you serious? Man, he has a fierce sense of loyalty toward that beast...until he sold it for $30 to a random guy...

by goat September 13, 2004

foobie

a term originated by me, describing my equally un-intelligent friends, or retarded people.

"Get back on the short bus you foobie."

by GOAT July 25, 2003

sack lunch mustache

The pubic hairs left upon a person's upper lip after sucking on the balls of some male animal.

That is one happy faggot, look at his sack lunch mustache.

by Goat October 8, 2003