4 definitions by Go.ahead.stalk.him
by Go.ahead.stalk.him June 29, 2021
When a girl stalks your crush for weeks and then dyes her hair blond and goes up to him and straight f*cks him on the spot.
by Go.ahead.stalk.him June 29, 2021
A Dirty Ezekiel is when a man ties you down and caresses you while kissing you deep and hard. Then once you are completely naked he doesn't let you adjust to his d*ck and still kisses you wile you are tied up.
He was your best sex ever?
Yeah, oh god he was Ezekiel! So dirty.
Woah.
Yeah Dirty Ezekiel was amazing.
Yeah, oh god he was Ezekiel! So dirty.
Woah.
Yeah Dirty Ezekiel was amazing.
by Go.ahead.stalk.him June 27, 2021
Zeke is so amazing. He is usually blond with green eyes and very funny, he is quiet sometimes and loud other times. He can be insane with his friends and shy with other people, when it comes to girls he will always love that one girl. But he sometimes misses his ex. He's been broken before but he learned how to put himself back together. If you hurt him he doesn't usually fight, he becomes quiet and shy, but if you hurt him bad. He will beat your ass. If you have a friends named Zeke or Ezekiel. Keep him. Don't let him go. Here are some other facts about him: Used to be a god at Fortnite, plays saxophone in middle school, picked his nose on camera, goes to church with some other girl, tries to be popular and cool but has a reputation of being weird, likes ramen, is SO HOT. This is to my friend. Zeke. You'll never know who wrote this, but all of this is true. I think. You are loved more than you think. 😏❤️ Bye.
by Go.ahead.stalk.him July 1, 2021