1 definition by GmodMagician

Alfonzo is a piece of shit, who has a small dick. He pissed on Gru, and resembles Fagnus in behaviour. He hurt Jessicah's feelings, and now everyone wants him to commit penis vacuum.
"Bruv, you seen Alfonzo lately? He stole my vacuum."
"Yeah bruv, he used it on himself, that's why he's absent."
"Fuckin' lobotomite."
by GmodMagician April 13, 2020
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