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Contraction that stands for "whatever".
It is used when you don't care. You couldn't care less than you couldn't even reply with a whole word...

Commonly used in instant messengers.
1-Alex, I'm thinking of commiting suicide...
2- wtv *yawn*
by rafarafa May 03, 2005
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Thug> Dude your weird...
Crack> wtv
by crack December 11, 2004
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Short for whatever, is used commonly by people in a context of a conversation where they know the other person is right, don't want to admit it, and can think of no coherent argument to the contrary.
Brett: See man, you can tell I was totally right, Pluto is not longer a planet.

Jurgen: wtv man. wtv.
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Used in place of whatevs or whatever in texting or IMing
U shudve been at tht party last night.
Wtvs.
by buttmonkey09 January 28, 2009
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Means "wash the vagina"
Girl, you better wtv, before I slay that pussy tonight
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short form of whatever, used by Michelle when she really really wants to end an argument and give her victim no way back. Usually results in said victim being crestfallen.
me: hey wanna go out for a drink
michelle: wtv
by jcdish July 03, 2006
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Watch the video. Use whenever you need to tell someone to watch a youtube video that they seriously need to watch.
*you send a link*
*person changes subject*
wtv!
*person watches and comments on video*
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