5 definitions by GetWellKatelynn

Ebolaphobia

An irrational fear of contracting Ebola; characterized by posting wild theories on social media sites about all the ways people can contract the virus and pontificating on the imminent doom of the human race.

My dear patient, I'm afraid you have Ebolaphobia. Don't worry, it won't kill you.

by GetWellKatelynn October 15, 2014

Rapturing gas

When Christian people fart.

Dude -- did you just fart in church?" "No way man, I was just rapturing gas.

by GetWellKatelynn May 25, 2011

Duck-Cramp

The art of a defensive lineman faking a leg cramp in order to slow down the pace of the Oregon Duck football team's offense. A survival tactic designed and called by the head coach or defensive coordinator to prevent the defense on the field from becoming gassed.

Fake a Duck-Cramp! Make sure you fall to the ground before the center snaps the football!

by GetWellKatelynn November 19, 2010

Phelpsed

Getting badly beaten in a race, prior to which you publicly taunted the winner by shadow-boxing in front of him on TV.

Wow. Chad le Clos really got Phelpsed in the Olympic's 200-meter butterfly final.

by GetWellKatelynn August 12, 2016

Biobooking

The practice of discussing bodily functions on Facebook.

Facebook status: "I haven't gone to the bathroom in four days." Comment from friend: "Quit biobooking."

by GetWellKatelynn November 22, 2010