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When one of the guys super glues his peehole so that his winsul inflates like a balloon. Often a sign of royalty in certain regions. A bulbous is meant to be prepped and maintained to keep the pleasant physical appearance.
Gorbachev asked his homies what was the best spot for glue and supplies because he was prepping his bulbous.
Pubey Anferne rolled up to the party with a fat forsaken bulbous. All the girls could tell he was regal AF.
Skimpy Louie just popped his bulbous and was running to Walmart for more supplies.
Pubey Anferne rolled up to the party with a fat forsaken bulbous. All the girls could tell he was regal AF.
Skimpy Louie just popped his bulbous and was running to Walmart for more supplies.
by GerthPaul March 1, 2023
Get the bulbous mug.The first stroke taken with a sheet of papiere after the fecus has surfaced towards the hatch and on the perimeter. Often done in a ceremonial fashion, where all of the guys will complete their FirstWipe in order to compare smears before the SecondSmear takes place.
Bogie impressed the most heavyset fellow in the commune by showing him his horraceously smeared FirstWipe.
Tiktum asked his boys if they were ready to do their FirstWipe's after he heard the horraceous splattering in the bordering stalls in the communal restroom come to a halt.
Bigbert always had the most heavily smeared papyrus after he hit that FirstWipe. Most of the men of smaller stature really idolized him.
Tiktum asked his boys if they were ready to do their FirstWipe's after he heard the horraceous splattering in the bordering stalls in the communal restroom come to a halt.
Bigbert always had the most heavily smeared papyrus after he hit that FirstWipe. Most of the men of smaller stature really idolized him.
by GerthPaul March 1, 2023
Get the FirstWipe mug.The second wipe on a roll of papyrus after the FirstWipe is completed after the stool gathers towards the hatch, alongside the perimeter.
Vogul never had a strong FirstWipe, but his papyrus was often heavily soiled after that SecondSmear. He was very well respected for this.
Dung Hoven walked out of the stall to show his boys his SecondSmear before he went back in to finish wiping.
Lots of men gathered around a group of guys wiping their asses in order to see if they had respectable SecondSmears.
Dung Hoven walked out of the stall to show his boys his SecondSmear before he went back in to finish wiping.
Lots of men gathered around a group of guys wiping their asses in order to see if they had respectable SecondSmears.
by GerthPaul March 1, 2023
Get the SecondSmear mug.Big Sook dropped somethin horraceous after the guys enjoyed their Goulash.
Gimpy Todd was known to leave horraceous piles of stool around the office whenever he had visitation.
Baby Guppy always looked up to the larger men for tips to make his stool smell more horraceous.
Gimpy Todd was known to leave horraceous piles of stool around the office whenever he had visitation.
Baby Guppy always looked up to the larger men for tips to make his stool smell more horraceous.
by GerthPaul March 1, 2023
Get the horraceous mug.When someone pisses and shits with their dick shoved up their ass- creating a violent ricochet splatter effect with the feces and urine splashing everywhere.
"Damn, he straight up grundlin' tho!"
"Pipushka was grundling so hard that the guys could hear the feces and urine splattering against the inside of her trousers as he was patiently waiting in the queue."
"Mekmat always looked up to the OGs for pointers and advice towards grundling. He could never keep his dick shoved up his own ass once he began shitting and pissing, his dick would just pop out and start pissing everywhere as free form feces sprayed out of his ass"
"Pipushka was grundling so hard that the guys could hear the feces and urine splattering against the inside of her trousers as he was patiently waiting in the queue."
"Mekmat always looked up to the OGs for pointers and advice towards grundling. He could never keep his dick shoved up his own ass once he began shitting and pissing, his dick would just pop out and start pissing everywhere as free form feces sprayed out of his ass"
by GerthPaul March 21, 2023
Get the grundling mug.Neither liquid nor solid stool- more so a unique combination of a variety of soft chunks of stool that may sink or float above the hatch.
"Me and my boys all had straight up FreeForm after we hit Taco Bell for Fourth Meal. My homeboy Augustus dropped something purely horraceous and all of the guys standing in line were commenting on how woke he was."
"Pubis was very well respected for the consistency of his FreeForm. He never had a solid loaf."
"Pubis was very well respected for the consistency of his FreeForm. He never had a solid loaf."
by GerthPaul March 21, 2023
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“There was a group of predominantly plus-sized males lined up in a queue with the sole intention of saying Pontificus”
“There was a group of predominantly plus-sized males lined up in a queue with the sole intention of saying Pontificus”
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