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buttocks oobleck

SEE BUTTIX ROMULIN. syn.,
The stinky yellowish greenish brownish reddish phlegm that coats an unwashed anus. Respected in certain regions.
Olivius had the stinkiest fecking buttocks oobleck that the guys could smell him from three Burroughs over.

He wasn’t respected amongst the plus sized males until he had copious amount of buttocks oobleck.
by GerthPaul November 8, 2020
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buttix hemoglobulin

A greenish brownish reddish yellowy orange discharge that comes out of an unwashed buttek. Like buttix romulin but much more thick and viscous.
(SEE BUTTIX ROMULIN)
I thought Olgas tocks smelt like straight buttix crème but when she pulled down her Lulu Lemons there was buttix hemoglobulin caked all over her trousers.
by GerthPaul December 6, 2020
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frosting the perimeter

When a man has explosively violent diahorrea and the majority of it ends of splattered on the sides of the bowl, as opposed to going straight down the hatch.
“Bro, I straight frosted that perimeter!”

“Couple of the OGs admired all the splatter after the young buck was done fully frosting the perimeter.”

“Couple of the guys noticed Boris had frosted the perimeter something fierce and complimented him for being woke.”
by GerthPaul November 16, 2022
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Rewipe

When you wipe your anus because you have a feeling there is leftover feces from your last droppings.

A rewipe is often performed a few hours after one has made scat.
We didn't hear any flush from the stall when Rotilius went in, so we knew he was hitting that rewipe again.

Consuelas asshole is often very itchy and untidy, she's always rewiping behind her desk.

Pygmalion told the boys he had to go rewipe because he could feel hella crap smeared in his boxers.

The homeboy Uterus always carries around a fresh roll of TP for convenient rewipes.
by GerthPaul December 16, 2022
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winçent

Bay Area slang for cock. Synonymous to “winçul.”
Boris’s winçent looked really spooky when he aligned it next to the homeboys BWC before the blowbang.

Reuben snickered at his friends winçent when he pulled it out in front of the guys and hadn’t gotten a Brazilian wax in a week.
by GerthPaul November 8, 2020
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scaldawicz

When one of the guys penises is severely burned or scalded.
You peep Josias's forsaken scaldawicz? It was woke AF!

The homeboy Musely had a scaldawicz from when he dipped his swanson into the hot soup.

Perseus's penis had second degree burns because one of the OGs told him it would be woke af to have a scaldawicz.

Reuben's cock had scabs all over it and was still healing from when the guys made scaldawiccen.
by GerthPaul December 16, 2022
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Guys

A positive exclamation of excitement or surprise.
Yo, when me and Babuche pulled up to the club with fresh ass Brazilians, we straight up said guys!

Yo, that bigos was straight fucking guys!

When he showed the crew his smears we all just said guys.

Mavis and his boys are known for being bull-peking guys.
by GerthPaul December 13, 2022
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