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bulbous

When one of the guys super glues his peehole so that his winsul inflates like a balloon. Often a sign of royalty in certain regions. A bulbous is meant to be prepped and maintained to keep the pleasant physical appearance.
Gorbachev asked his homies what was the best spot for glue and supplies because he was prepping his bulbous.

Pubey Anferne rolled up to the party with a fat forsaken bulbous. All the girls could tell he was regal AF.

Skimpy Louie just popped his bulbous and was running to Walmart for more supplies.
by GerthPaul March 1, 2023
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Guffaw

The moment Igor pulled down his dungarees at the fair all of the guys noticed he had a bullpegging guffaw.

Gulab asked the boys if he's measuring does he get to count the length of his longer wicz or add the lengths of both up and divide by two for the average since he has a guffaw.

Gurptal only hung around other guys with stinking guffaws.
by GerthPaul March 1, 2023
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crüel

Synonym to “cool” mostly spoken in the Bay Area and surrounding cities.
Yo he crüel but he kinda a smearhead.

Rotilius told all his boys that the blowbang was super crüel and litty AF.

After the chicks were done pegging the homeboys all the dudes went straight sicco mode and said they felt crüel AF.
by GerthPaul November 24, 2020
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Bull-peking

An adjective used to describe something that is unusually woke or cool.
Me and my homeboy Krupel looked like bull-peking gods when we showed up freshly wiped and shaved.

My boy Cheddar Vincent said that we looked so bull-peking woke when we showed up to the disco.

That stew was bull-peking guys.

My boy Funston was persing so hard because the homeboy said he looked straight up woke.
by GerthPaul December 13, 2022
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winçul

Bay Area slang term for penis.
Olga’s baby winçul was covered in schlem after he tried to clean the smear off of it.

Mavis told the guys that he thought they all had pretty sweet winçuls.
by GerthPaul November 8, 2020
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buttix hemoglobulin

A greenish brownish reddish yellowy orange discharge that comes out of an unwashed buttek. Like buttix romulin but much more thick and viscous.
(SEE BUTTIX ROMULIN)
I thought Olgas tocks smelt like straight buttix crème but when she pulled down her Lulu Lemons there was buttix hemoglobulin caked all over her trousers.
by GerthPaul December 6, 2020
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rotisserie squid

A common Bay Area homestyled dish. Made rotisserie style with full squids.
Can also used to describe someone who is woke AF and very sensitive to gender norms.
Aye bluh, you try that boy Meekus’s rotisserie squid? That squid was on fleek!

Meagan was a straight up rotisserie squid when she didn’t assume that transgenders gender who was clearly a man dressing up as a woman.
by GerthPaul November 8, 2020
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