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rotisserie squid

A common Bay Area homestyled dish. Made rotisserie style with full squids.
Can also used to describe someone who is woke AF and very sensitive to gender norms.
Aye bluh, you try that boy Meekus’s rotisserie squid? That squid was on fleek!

Meagan was a straight up rotisserie squid when she didn’t assume that transgenders gender who was clearly a man dressing up as a woman.
by GerthPaul November 8, 2020
mugGet the rotisserie squidmug.

crüel

Synonym to “cool” mostly spoken in the Bay Area and surrounding cities.
Yo he crüel but he kinda a smearhead.

Rotilius told all his boys that the blowbang was super crüel and litty AF.

After the chicks were done pegging the homeboys all the dudes went straight sicco mode and said they felt crüel AF.
by GerthPaul November 24, 2020
mugGet the crüelmug.

Rewipe

When you wipe your anus because you have a feeling there is leftover feces from your last droppings.

A rewipe is often performed a few hours after one has made scat.
We didn't hear any flush from the stall when Rotilius went in, so we knew he was hitting that rewipe again.

Consuelas asshole is often very itchy and untidy, she's always rewiping behind her desk.

Pygmalion told the boys he had to go rewipe because he could feel hella crap smeared in his boxers.

The homeboy Uterus always carries around a fresh roll of TP for convenient rewipes.
by GerthPaul December 16, 2022
mugGet the Rewipemug.

donulatory

Donations based; up for grabs. The opposite of when something is strictly “for smearing.”
Yo we’re those QP’s w/ cheese on that Goyum’s hood his or were they donulatory?

Pesbin asked if GDB’s Romulin was donulatory or for smearing.
by GerthPaul December 6, 2020
mugGet the donulatorymug.

rewitch

Similar to a rewipe, but done solely for the purpose of itching one's anus rather than wiping to produce smears on the papier.
Gulab had to rewitch so bad that he stood up during the meeting, jammed his TP down his pants and violently itched his bungus. There were minimal smears because he had already busted a rewipe before the meeting.

Ponsu always has his hands in his ass rewitching because he has very poor wiping techniques. Most of the guys said that his anus really stinks..

Wilma frantically searched for the closest bathroom to bust a rewitch.

The homeboy Stinky Francis had buttecks o'so smeary but he let all the boys know that the only reason he was in the bathroom was to bust a rewitch.
by GerthPaul December 16, 2022
mugGet the rewitchmug.

bulbous

When one of the guys super glues his peehole so that his winsul inflates like a balloon. Often a sign of royalty in certain regions. A bulbous is meant to be prepped and maintained to keep the pleasant physical appearance.
Gorbachev asked his homies what was the best spot for glue and supplies because he was prepping his bulbous.

Pubey Anferne rolled up to the party with a fat forsaken bulbous. All the girls could tell he was regal AF.

Skimpy Louie just popped his bulbous and was running to Walmart for more supplies.
by GerthPaul March 1, 2023
mugGet the bulbousmug.

guys!

-“Guys!”
-When that broad texted me I straight up said guys!
-Her tits were so nice I just said guys.
-When Rupi and his boys showed up to the crib looking woke AF we all said guys.
-When I saw my boys at the club everyone just said straight up guys.
by GerthPaul December 3, 2020
mugGet the guys!mug.

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