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rewitch

Similar to a rewipe, but done solely for the purpose of itching one's anus rather than wiping to produce smears on the papier.
Gulab had to rewitch so bad that he stood up during the meeting, jammed his TP down his pants and violently itched his bungus. There were minimal smears because he had already busted a rewipe before the meeting.

Ponsu always has his hands in his ass rewitching because he has very poor wiping techniques. Most of the guys said that his anus really stinks..

Wilma frantically searched for the closest bathroom to bust a rewitch.

The homeboy Stinky Francis had buttecks o'so smeary but he let all the boys know that the only reason he was in the bathroom was to bust a rewitch.
by GerthPaul December 16, 2022
mugGet the rewitchmug.

buttix hemoglobulin

A greenish brownish reddish yellowy orange discharge that comes out of an unwashed buttek. Like buttix romulin but much more thick and viscous.
(SEE BUTTIX ROMULIN)
I thought Olgas tocks smelt like straight buttix crème but when she pulled down her Lulu Lemons there was buttix hemoglobulin caked all over her trousers.
by GerthPaul December 6, 2020
mugGet the buttix hemoglobulinmug.

buttocks oobleck

SEE BUTTIX ROMULIN. syn.,
The stinky yellowish greenish brownish reddish phlegm that coats an unwashed anus. Respected in certain regions.
Olivius had the stinkiest fecking buttocks oobleck that the guys could smell him from three Burroughs over.

He wasn’t respected amongst the plus sized males until he had copious amount of buttocks oobleck.
by GerthPaul November 8, 2020
mugGet the buttocks oobleckmug.

buttix hemoglobulin

A greenish brownish reddish yellowy orange discharge that comes out of an unwashed buttek. Like buttix romulin but much more thick and viscous.
(SEE BUTTIX ROMULIN)
I thought Olgas tocks smelt like straight buttix crème but when she pulled down her Lulu Lemons there was buttix hemoglobulin caked all over her trousers.
by GerthPaul December 6, 2020
mugGet the buttix hemoglobulinmug.

guys!

-“Guys!”
-When that broad texted me I straight up said guys!
-Her tits were so nice I just said guys.
-When Rupi and his boys showed up to the crib looking woke AF we all said guys.
-When I saw my boys at the club everyone just said straight up guys.
by GerthPaul December 3, 2020
mugGet the guys!mug.

dicktocks

When a guys cock is growing out of his anus Causing the fecus to come out the sides in a cylindrical form like a plato/pasta maker. Millennial women prefer this to normal dick/buttocks combo.
Milgred preferred guys with stinky dicktocks to regular cock and balls.
Müsely was always stunting his fat dicktocks to all the guys at the party.
by GerthPaul December 6, 2020
mugGet the dicktocksmug.

frosting the perimeter

When a man has explosively violent diahorrea and the majority of it ends of splattered on the sides of the bowl, as opposed to going straight down the hatch.
“Bro, I straight frosted that perimeter!”

“Couple of the OGs admired all the splatter after the young buck was done fully frosting the perimeter.”

“Couple of the guys noticed Boris had frosted the perimeter something fierce and complimented him for being woke.”
by GerthPaul November 16, 2022
mugGet the frosting the perimetermug.

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