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bull pecan

Synonymous with bull-peking- when something is woke AF or respected gentleman think that it is woke.
My homeboy Yooker Steve was so bull pecan woke for saying guys ten times in a row.

The homeboy Lucozia pulled up to the smear spot with his papier covered in skidmarks and his buttix all chafed and rashy.

When my homeboy Pic n' Pac showed up to the party with pierogis i told him he was bull pecan guys.
by GerthPaul December 13, 2022
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stanktocks

A horrific smelling buttocks, that can usually be detected from a distance. Sometimes can be drippy and produce a lot of excess fluids.
After he ate Taco Bell, you could immediately smell his stanktocks from a mile away.
by GerthPaul March 23, 2016
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buttix hemoglobulin

A greenish brownish reddish yellowy orange discharge that comes out of an unwashed buttek. Like buttix romulin but much more thick and viscous.
(SEE BUTTIX ROMULIN)
I thought Olgas tocks smelt like straight buttix crème but when she pulled down her Lulu Lemons there was buttix hemoglobulin caked all over her trousers.
by GerthPaul December 6, 2020
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grundling

When someone pisses and shits with their dick shoved up their ass- creating a violent ricochet splatter effect with the feces and urine splashing everywhere.
"Damn, he straight up grundlin' tho!"

"Pipushka was grundling so hard that the guys could hear the feces and urine splattering against the inside of her trousers as he was patiently waiting in the queue."

"Mekmat always looked up to the OGs for pointers and advice towards grundling. He could never keep his dick shoved up his own ass once he began shitting and pissing, his dick would just pop out and start pissing everywhere as free form feces sprayed out of his ass"
by GerthPaul March 21, 2023
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BBW Guy

Or “BBW dude”: A plus sized man.
“He dress sharp for a BBW guy!”
“His buttocks barely stink for a BBW guy!”
“I was trying to listen to the speaker but I could hardly hear with a room full of grunting BBW guys.”
by GerthPaul December 21, 2018
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dicktocks

When a guys cock is growing out of his anus Causing the fecus to come out the sides in a cylindrical form like a plato/pasta maker. Millennial women prefer this to normal dick/buttocks combo.
Milgred preferred guys with stinky dicktocks to regular cock and balls.
Müsely was always stunting his fat dicktocks to all the guys at the party.
by GerthPaul December 6, 2020
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fepswillian

Adverb; describing an action or event that’s very special or cool.
Olivius’s buttocks were so fepswillian stinky that the guys got so pumped!

Did you guys huff any of that fepswillian Jenkem?

Yo, the homeboy Rude Prince is fepswillian Woke AF for posting that selfie!
by GerthPaul October 29, 2020
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