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winçul

Bay Area slang term for penis.
Olga’s baby winçul was covered in schlem after he tried to clean the smear off of it.

Mavis told the guys that he thought they all had pretty sweet winçuls.
by GerthPaul November 8, 2020
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Bull-peking

An adjective used to describe something that is unusually woke or cool.
Me and my homeboy Krupel looked like bull-peking gods when we showed up freshly wiped and shaved.

My boy Cheddar Vincent said that we looked so bull-peking woke when we showed up to the disco.

That stew was bull-peking guys.

My boy Funston was persing so hard because the homeboy said he looked straight up woke.
by GerthPaul December 13, 2022
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donulatory

Donations based; up for grabs. The opposite of when something is strictly “for smearing.”
Yo we’re those QP’s w/ cheese on that Goyum’s hood his or were they donulatory?

Pesbin asked if GDB’s Romulin was donulatory or for smearing.
by GerthPaul December 6, 2020
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rewitch

Similar to a rewipe, but done solely for the purpose of itching one's anus rather than wiping to produce smears on the papier.
Gulab had to rewitch so bad that he stood up during the meeting, jammed his TP down his pants and violently itched his bungus. There were minimal smears because he had already busted a rewipe before the meeting.

Ponsu always has his hands in his ass rewitching because he has very poor wiping techniques. Most of the guys said that his anus really stinks..

Wilma frantically searched for the closest bathroom to bust a rewitch.

The homeboy Stinky Francis had buttecks o'so smeary but he let all the boys know that the only reason he was in the bathroom was to bust a rewitch.
by GerthPaul December 16, 2022
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pêking

Synonymous to fucking as in “fucking cool” or “fucking sweet.” Usually spoken in the northwest.
Olivius looked so pêking woke when he showed the guys how smooth his balls were.

The guys wanted to pick up some hot chicks so they shaved their pêking winçuls right alongside one another.
by GerthPaul November 8, 2020
mugGet the pêkingmug.

scaldawicz

When one of the guys penises is severely burned or scalded.
You peep Josias's forsaken scaldawicz? It was woke AF!

The homeboy Musely had a scaldawicz from when he dipped his swanson into the hot soup.

Perseus's penis had second degree burns because one of the OGs told him it would be woke af to have a scaldawicz.

Reuben's cock had scabs all over it and was still healing from when the guys made scaldawiccen.
by GerthPaul December 16, 2022
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Guys

A positive exclamation of excitement or surprise.
Yo, when me and Babuche pulled up to the club with fresh ass Brazilians, we straight up said guys!

Yo, that bigos was straight fucking guys!

When he showed the crew his smears we all just said guys.

Mavis and his boys are known for being bull-peking guys.
by GerthPaul December 13, 2022
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