69 definitions by Gary Coleman IV

cock table

A device that is able to consume a cock and/or envelop a cock. Normally used for masturbation or intense homoerotic intercourse.

That girl Kelsey sure is a cock table. I went right into her and she didn't even notice!

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

anal reaper

One who likes to reap anuses with his mighty shaft.

Lucas is definitely an anal reaper.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

epic

An adjective used to describe an over-exaggerated object such as a new video game or movie. Something that pummels everything else in its category.

Call of Duty 4 is definitely an epic game.

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

myspace

A social networking site where little kids meet strangers and get raped.
Also a place for teens to coordinate where and when they are going to have sex.

Did you get that message I sent you on myspace? You were supposed to meet me in the park yesterday...

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

boner doctor

A certified doctor who performs penis enlarging surgery even though he himself needs the surgery done.

Man, I think that boner doctor is really fucked up.

by Gary Coleman IV June 15, 2008

MAC

An incredibly fine soccer player.

I think that might be a MAC that just scored.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008