Gary's definitions
pharlei pron. far~lay
1. Combination of a chick who is both fat and ugly, hence the sound of fat and ugly in one word nearly sounds like pharlei.
2. A chick who was a fat lay.
1. Combination of a chick who is both fat and ugly, hence the sound of fat and ugly in one word nearly sounds like pharlei.
2. A chick who was a fat lay.
I had a pharlei last night, it's name was Nicky.
My mates told me to take the hit and jump on the grenade, but instead I ended up with a pharlei and wish I hadn't, cept if my name was Gary it would be like christmas.
I always go for the phalei's cos then i'm guaranteed action.
I was so stoked that I hooked up with a pharlei, it must be my lucky night.
My mates told me to take the hit and jump on the grenade, but instead I ended up with a pharlei and wish I hadn't, cept if my name was Gary it would be like christmas.
I always go for the phalei's cos then i'm guaranteed action.
I was so stoked that I hooked up with a pharlei, it must be my lucky night.
by Gary April 23, 2005
Get the pharleimug. by Gary November 29, 2003
Get the rimmedmug. Portly fat bastard, and former assistant coach of the world's most hated team. Used as a bowling ball by the great Pedro. Looks like Jabba the Hut.
by Gary April 23, 2004
Get the Don Zimmermug. A gentleman who rides on the Marmite motorway. A pillow biter. Either a Quarter Back or a Wide Reciever. A botter.
Look at that gentleman he seems to be commiting an act of gross indecency on that other young chap. Yes, he is an arse bandit.
by Gary December 26, 2003
Get the arse-banditmug. Get me a Grey Goose and cranberry. I only drink top shelf Vodka.
person 1: I got wasted off of cheap Tequila last weekend. I had a nasty hangover!
person 2: Well, that's what you get for not drinking top shelf.
person 1: I got wasted off of cheap Tequila last weekend. I had a nasty hangover!
person 2: Well, that's what you get for not drinking top shelf.
by Gary October 21, 2004
Get the Top shelfmug. The single greatest word in the history of the universe. Incredibly versatile, can be used in nearly any situation. Also, the exact opposite of hingo.
by Gary August 28, 2004
Get the blargmug. a term for a small ammount of a ciggarette, usually no more then a few/couple of lines before the letters. sometimes can be skimpy and named "jailhouse ace".
person one: hey, can I get a bit of your ciggarette?
person two: how about a ace?
person one: sure, thanks.
person two: how about a ace?
person one: sure, thanks.
by gary March 12, 2005
Get the acemug.