Gary's definitions

sky dump

The act of shitting from a ceiling fan or step ladder (preferably 12ft.) onto ones face and/or chest. (Altitudes may vary.)

Jon watched as the steam rose off mary's chest after releasing a juicy sky dump from his brand new 12ft. step ladder.

by gary May 13, 2005

parlay

To remove ones friend from a room you are sharing with them, no questions asked, when you bring a girl back to the aforementioned room.

"Buuza, I'm calling parlay on you"

by Gary April 12, 2005

Ass Shoes

What Dave May eats.

"Hey Chris what does Dave May eat?"
"Ass Shoes!"

by Gary November 24, 2003

Red Menace

A red parasite that clings to the host's head, draining the host of logic, common sense, and style.

"Al acts like a fool, he has clearly been taken by the Red Menace."

by Gary December 8, 2003

RLOG

Just a acronym that doesn't mean anything but rhymes with the acronym for "be right back" (BRB)

"Yo man, BRB in the RLOG."

by Gary May 27, 2014

Troops

"Troops" is a slang word for mates, ften used in West Central Scotland. Many gang, or "young team" member will refer to their fellow cronies as "the troops".
Also, "troopz" or "troopers" are acceptable terms to use.

Awrite troops. Who we doin in eh night?

by Gary May 13, 2005

822

If 411 is information, then too much information is 822.

"So, I was at the mall and this guy got sick at the food court and he threw up over this little old lady with a walker, then this kid saw the puke and he threw up all over his baby brother and..."
"Whoah man, like 822."

by Gary August 1, 2004