Gary's definitions

oj simpson

Someone who used to play football and is now a free man even though he killed two people. He's also known as a liar.

someone who kills people

by Gary May 13, 2005

hochayed

1. A state of being, entertaining at first but less desireable afterwords.
2. The result of excessive roxoring.

'where were you last night?' 'I was getting totally hochayed'

by Gary August 26, 2003

Ingle

A selfish, inconsiderate, spoilt bastard. Someone who never considers anyone else except themselves.
Someone who would stitch you up at the slightest chance to get a lay.
Someone who would happily ruin your chances with pulling someone, cos he would be convinced they find him attractive and enjoy his oafish behaviour.

"What, he never paid you back? What an ingle"

by Gary March 6, 2004

beastow

saviour. hero.
superior to simpletons.
higher rank in the ladder, but treats
all equal. rare and fragile.

hey how ya doing beastow ?

by Gary February 24, 2004

weisen

when someone plays field hockey and snorts a lot when they laugh. and lives in the woods

damn i smell a weisen

by gary March 1, 2005

procrasterbate

Putting off homework or other important activities in order to masturbate.

I failed my physics test because I stayed up looking at sheep porn instead of studying. I'm such a procrasterbator!

by Gary March 19, 2005

chugnut

fieces that still has visabel traces of food in it like small nuts and sweetcorn

i've just layed a chugnut

by gary March 17, 2004