Gary's definitions

Meteaga

Guy from the south of the UK, known around Bucks, mainly by people he doesn't know. Has many talents, but fails to reveal them to the general public

Meteaga: Well whoop de f***ing doo!

by Gary August 17, 2003

Shimmy

To avoid work or to dodge responsibility

Joe really shimmied out of that task

by Gary May 13, 2005

Flipper

The female sex organ. vagina pussy

I haven't gotten any flipper in a while.

by gary December 28, 2003

weenie wavin

Driving around in your vehicle with your weenie hanging out the window and flappin in the wind.

They always smile and wave back when they see me out weenie wavin.

by gary March 5, 2003

Ass Shoes

What Dave May eats.

"Hey Chris what does Dave May eat?"
"Ass Shoes!"

by Gary November 24, 2003

sky dump

The act of shitting from a ceiling fan or step ladder (preferably 12ft.) onto ones face and/or chest. (Altitudes may vary.)

Jon watched as the steam rose off mary's chest after releasing a juicy sky dump from his brand new 12ft. step ladder.

by gary May 13, 2005

Red Menace

A red parasite that clings to the host's head, draining the host of logic, common sense, and style.

"Al acts like a fool, he has clearly been taken by the Red Menace."

by Gary December 8, 2003