9 definitions by Gapingredgroovie

Filthy Uncle Fester

Combo Backfire Blumpkin and Dirty Sanchez.

Whilst receiving a good and proper skullie, it occurred to me that this was a fine time to introduce her to my "Filthy Uncle Fester". I gave her the old reach-around and pulled a fine example of last Tuesday's meal from her behind whereby I tactfully smeared it across her upper lip while my exploding fecal deposit caused roiling, brown toilet water to splash upon her chin.

by Gapingredgroovie January 3, 2009

Speed Freak

An individual who drives any vehicle at excessive speeds.

Little Ricky Racer loves to drive his ricer in the triple-digit domain... he's the epitome of the fast & furious speed freak!

by Gapingredgroovie January 7, 2009

Blooming Knicker Bacon

The wavy inner labia resembling two perfectly fried bacon strips joined at the top accentuated by a heavy menstrual period.

Melissa deftly straddled my face thrusting her raw and blooming knicker bacon over my chin, lips, and nose, whereupon she left a heavily-deposited reddish tinge of bitch-funk on my face.

by Gapingredgroovie January 4, 2009

Vagitosis

A vaginal condition emphasizing an unusually fetid, malodorous, and heavily offensive smell.

We could smell Katie's kootch before she turned the corner. She has a ripe case of vagitosis strong enough to knock out a linebacker.

by Gapingredgroovie January 8, 2009

Hobama

Michelle Obama. First Ho to the 44th President of the United States of America, Barack Obama. Matter of fact... First Ho to ever be in the White House.

Yo... my first biaaaatch! Now dat I be da man inna office, git off yur fat n' lazy ass n' go grab me a cold Colt45... Hobama!

by Gapingredgroovie January 21, 2009

Noggineer

Any individual who performs the act of oral sex on another.

Tina gives great head! She's a better noggineer than most.

by Gapingredgroovie January 7, 2009

Knicker Bacon

Wavy inner labia resembling two perfectly fried bacon strips joined at the top.

Melissa deftly straddled my face thrusting her hot and perfectly cooked knicker bacon over my chin, lips, and nose.

by Gapingredgroovie January 4, 2009