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1.
halitosis of the vagina
Her vagitosis was so bad, she had to douche with mentos.
by JonTheRipper October 05, 2009
 
2.
When someone is such a pussy that they wreak of it.
When Ricky was dared to press a ham at the Hawaiian Tropic's girls tour bus and declined, I knew he had vagitosis.
by shellhunter June 11, 2011
 
3.
A rare desease that infects people who insist on sitting out of sporting events due to minor cuts, bruises, or rashes.
If a kid sits out of football because of a cut on his elbow, one might say: someone call an ambulance, his vagitosis is acting up


or


he is clearly infected with vagitosis
by Airjordan11 February 28, 2005
 
4.
A vaginal condition emphasizing an unusually fetid, malodorous, and heavily offensive smell.
We could smell Katie's kootch before she turned the corner. She has a ripe case of vagitosis strong enough to knock out a linebacker.
by Gapingredgroovie January 08, 2009
 
5.
Rare Desease that infects people who insist on sitting out of sporting events due to cuts, bruises, or rashes.
Wow, that kid has a cut on his elbowand he is sitting out of football. His VAGITOSIS is acting up, somone call an ambulance.


Wow he is clearly infected with vagitosis
by Airjordan11 February 28, 2005
 
6.
One who's breath cronically smells like canned fish. Often from munching on some nasty stank.
Yo Jim, you need to get listerine and stop eating katie's stanky pussy. It's giving you vagitosis.
by qgrco9jhg July 10, 2008