2 definitions by Gamberrowen
The Crystal Star is a sex move involving two ice cubes (crystals) and a females (or a potentially thick male) ass. The trick is to put one ice cube in the asshole, and another on top of the ass itself and to fire your load on the top ice cube and let it drip down to the other. The second, newly cum soaked ice cube is then pounded further into the asshole, to melt.
Person 1: I feel like getting freaky tonight babe, do you want to do the "Crystal Star"?
Person 2: Abso-fucking-lutely
Person 2: Abso-fucking-lutely
by Gamberrowen April 28, 2018
A beefboss is synonymous to an absolute unit. A person who is a beefboss will neither give or take no shit, because they are fucking beefy but they are also sound
Weak cunt: holy shit, that geezer over there looks like an absolute beefboss
Weak cunt 2: yeah, jesus - wouldn't wanna fuck with him
Weak cunt 2: yeah, jesus - wouldn't wanna fuck with him
by Gamberrowen March 17, 2020