gadgefobia

The fear of buying a new gadget, not knowing how it works.

The old lady rather settled for a manual can opener, as she had an attack of gadgefobia when the sales person insisted on giving her a demonstration

by Gadget King January 17, 2011

Gironkey

A tall person ( giraffe) who is as stupid as a donkey ( stupid )

Oh, jeez! Joby is such a gironkey...he is so tall and stupid, yet he could not even replace the light bulb in his room.

by Gadget King January 19, 2011

nose nosh

The mucus some people are fond of digging out and promptly eating it, hot from the nose.

I watched the idle taxi driver enjoying a meal of nose nosh while he was waiting for a call.

by Gadget King January 19, 2011

bogstopper

When constipated, there is an initial piece of turd that blocks the rest from coming out. Once out, it is easier to defecate.

Once the bogstopper was out, crapping was fun again.

by gadget king February 26, 2011

Whinery

After having had too much wine, people tend to start complaining about a lot of things.

A group of housewines having a few bottles of wine, got all worked up about their husbands and lapsed into whinery.

by Gadget King January 13, 2011

Noising

The act of people causing a nuisance or making a noise.

I could not hear the TV, as the children were noising too much.

by Gadget King January 15, 2011

Gadgetised

When a workshop or kitchen is filled with gadgets of all kinds.

He has such a gadgetised kitchen, because every available space is filled with gadgets.

by Gadget King January 15, 2011