Gabriel's definitions

Clitorally Challanged

A man (usually of Chilean heritage) that can not locate the clitoris.

"Lower..."
"There?"
"No, to the left..."
"Here?"
"No, Hans, for fuck's sake, it's right there, to the right!"
"Oh, this, right here? The knub?"
"That's my belly button, you fucking spic retard! I'm out of here."
"Baby wait! Baby c'mon... baby, they're six bucks a pill..."

by Gabriel March 15, 2005

Child

Spawn of Satan, Reincarnation of Lucifer, dumb fucks, insult.

None needed, thats what they are.

"You are such a chidl."

by Gabriel March 21, 2005

optimist

A dumb fuck who will soon die.
Someone who is "Happy" or insane.
Crak fuck who wants life to be better.

Also see words: DUmb fuck, dumb ass, dead mother fucker.

Billy saw the train coming for him but since he is an optimist he thought the train would stop, but now he is a dead optimist.

by Gabriel March 21, 2005

Common sense

Something that helps a minority of people in situations to use logic to get out of said situation.

Commen sense is not so commen.
That train is coming for me, I should move.

by Gabriel March 21, 2005

government

Something we need but don't want and that doesn't work due to the stupidity of humans.

The governmant will one day fall and we will all kill each other.

by Gabriel March 21, 2005

Scottish

Brother God to Irish! Scots and the Irish kick all ass and if you have a problem with that fuck off!

No example needed, if you need one...Fuck you.

by Gabriel March 21, 2005

Irish

Gods along with the Scots!

See Scottish.

All Irish are NOT alcoholics

by Gabriel March 21, 2005