Gabriel's definitions

Shurine

Fully liquid diarrhea.

"I just pissed through my anus, man."

"No, Hans, you just shurinated, that is the correct term."

by Gabriel March 15, 2005

dolled up

To dress, coif and/or apply makeup in an elegant manner so as to look like a doll. To dress up. Beautify.

Uma Thurman got all dolled up to appear in Larry King.

by Gabriel October 28, 2003

optimist

A dumb fuck who will soon die.
Someone who is "Happy" or insane.
Crak fuck who wants life to be better.

Also see words: DUmb fuck, dumb ass, dead mother fucker.

Billy saw the train coming for him but since he is an optimist he thought the train would stop, but now he is a dead optimist.

by Gabriel March 21, 2005

Clitorally Challanged

A man (usually of Chilean heritage) that can not locate the clitoris.

"Lower..."
"There?"
"No, to the left..."
"Here?"
"No, Hans, for fuck's sake, it's right there, to the right!"
"Oh, this, right here? The knub?"
"That's my belly button, you fucking spic retard! I'm out of here."
"Baby wait! Baby c'mon... baby, they're six bucks a pill..."

by Gabriel March 15, 2005

sh*t

A pious person's attempt at swearing

Oh sh*t, I forgot my Bible at the church.

by Gabriel September 16, 2003

uniquitie

from the word unique. It desribes an obect of a being.

Means that something is different and special.

"That work is a piece of uniquitie"

by Gabriel February 21, 2005

Irish

Gods along with the Scots!

See Scottish.

All Irish are NOT alcoholics

by Gabriel March 21, 2005