Gaaraofthedamned's definitions

Terrible Music

Music that just does not sound good. Simple as that.

Everyone's views on what music is terrible varies, but basically about all modern day/mainstream rap music (maybe except Eminem) is a terrific example of terrible music.

I had to move out of my apartment because my neighbor was always playing terrible music.

by Gaaraofthedamned January 24, 2011

Lame Duck Film

A theatrical movie, usually a major blockbuster, that runs past it's designated release season (i.e. summer releases playing into fall, holiday movies in January or later, etc.) to the point where only a few theaters are showing them anymore, and there are usually less than ten people in the audience, and chances are most of them already saw it during it's initial release period.

Jane: Hey you wanna catch that new superhero flick this weekend?

Bob: I don't know, the theaters will be awfully crowded since it'll be just coming out. Let's wait a month or so until it becomes a lame duck film.

by GaaraoftheDamned November 21, 2013

Harold Camping

To claim something is going to happen, then when it doesn't happen, just change the date and watch it not happen again. Named after the radio preacher who predicted the world would end on May 21, 2011 only to change it to October 21 later. Naturally nothing happened either time.

Guy 1: Okay I know I was wrong about zombies rising from their graves last night, so I went back to the rock where I first saw the prediction and realized it said May 16 not Mar. 16.

Guy 2: Dude just stop it. Do you know how badly you're Harold Camping right now?

by Gaaraofthedamned December 30, 2011

Wax Trax

A Chicago based record label formed in 1978, famous for signing early Industrial music acts including, but not limited to Ministry, KMFDM, and My life with the thrill kill kult. Very little remains of the original label after it went Bankrupt in 1992 and was purchased by TVT records, although a store with connections to the original Chicago label still operates in Denver.

Mark is really fond of old Wax Trax Industrial music.

by Gaaraofthedamned May 30, 2011

Persepolis

A fantastic graphic novel written by Marjane Satrapi based on her experiences growing up during and in the aftermath of the Islamic Revolution in Iran. Also made into an equally great animated film.

Usually Persepolis turns out to be required reading in school that is actually enjoyable

by GaaraoftheDamned January 7, 2013

Cincinnati Subway

A term used to describe something that goes unfinished and is seen as a failure for whoever was involved.

Named after the abandoned, unused Subway system below the streets of Cincinnati.

I've really fallen behind in Spanish this year. I don't think I can finish but I really don't want it to turn into a Cincinnati subway

by GaaraoftheDamned March 22, 2013

School Uniform

A strict dress code set up by schools to keep students in line. Originally used by Catholic and Private schools, uniforms have become a growing trend in public schools since the mid-90s. Uniforms in Public Schools are often put in to cut down on fights, rough housing, and gang activity and boost overall student performance, which turns out unsuccessful more than 99% of the time.

Aw dude did you hear? We're gonna have to start wearing school uniforms next year! Weak!

by Gaaraofthedamned December 28, 2010