10 definitions by GIR needs rehab
by GIR needs rehab August 21, 2008
Two French words that mean "Dear Diary" or "Dear Journal". Some diary keepers may use them to give their pads a sophisticated touch.
Entry in Sally Lankford's Diary:
Cher Journal,
Today was a rough day, first the girls all laughed at me and called me a disgusting outdated pig. Then they tied a tampon colored with red permanent marker to my locker with a sign that said "We would ask you to donate blood but it would probably be like this" But at least I got to see the hunk Johnny Leslie before I went insane. Ahh, he is so dreamy. I wanna marry him, have babies with him, and grow old with him. Well, thanks for listening diary you are the best.
Love,
Sally.
Cher Journal,
Today was a rough day, first the girls all laughed at me and called me a disgusting outdated pig. Then they tied a tampon colored with red permanent marker to my locker with a sign that said "We would ask you to donate blood but it would probably be like this" But at least I got to see the hunk Johnny Leslie before I went insane. Ahh, he is so dreamy. I wanna marry him, have babies with him, and grow old with him. Well, thanks for listening diary you are the best.
Love,
Sally.
by GIR needs rehab August 27, 2008
Sherry: *points to elbow* this is your weenis.
Mary: Yeah....
Sherry: *streches arm out and points to "elbowpit"* And this is your wangis.
Mary: Awesome!
Mary: Yeah....
Sherry: *streches arm out and points to "elbowpit"* And this is your wangis.
Mary: Awesome!
by GIR needs rehab August 21, 2008
An unofficial holiday that falls on November 13th. My friend and I thought of it in Home Economics when we were doing something with holidays and the only one left to choose was boring old Labor Day. The day is basically about celebrating the invention of the rocket ship.
by GIR needs rehab August 26, 2008
Taken from the spelling of the awesome rock band Motley Crue, a group of people in my school that I am classified in. It consists of people otherwise known as the Misfits. There are people who get in trouble a lot, people who are weird and do weird things, random people, the whorish people that no one else likes but the TMC does, and the people who are pretty go-with-the flow unless you piss them off (that would be me). Also includes any other types of people who are so small in numbers that they aren't counted as their own group. Does not include anyone with a mental disability that qualifies them for Special Ed.
Preppy Bitch: Yeah, like, Oh my gosh. We were just like standing around and talking about our boyfriends when The Motley Crue showed up and just started talking about random stupid things. When we said something they got all mad (Haha, that would be me right there) and they told us that if we didn't shut up they would slit our throats with our own fake nails. Yeah, like whatever!
by GIR needs rehab August 27, 2008
A cross between a chipmunk and a gopher. Fur is spikey but smooth. Imaginated animal created by a friend of a friend.
Bob: If you could be any animal what would it be and why?
Rob: A chipopher, since no one has spotted one yet.
Rob: A chipopher, since no one has spotted one yet.
by GIR needs rehab August 21, 2008
by GIR needs rehab August 21, 2008