114 definitions by GEOFF

kryptonite

the only weed better than superman weed

the purple ribbon allstars are always on that kryptonite

by GEOFF December 5, 2005

sloppy jalopy

A sloppy jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with each other. During fellatio, when the man is about to climax, he pushes the girl away, cums in his own hand and smacks the girl in the face with it. This is called a sloppy jalopy.

He gave me a sloppy jalopy. It was so romantic.

by GEOFF May 19, 2005

Bec

1. A beautiful, intelligent person who is the nicest person you will ever know.
2. Geoff's better half.

Girl, "If only I was as sexy as Bec"
Girl 2, "I wish I was as clever as Bec"
Girl 3, "Damn Bec has a hot boyfriend"

by GEOFF March 1, 2005

OBLIVIOUS

Lack of knowledge, lack of desire

Brilz is oblivious to the fact that women will never be equal to men, especially when it comes to intelligence and sports.

by GEOFF November 16, 2004

scrowder

Insult. Best used in a poor British or Australian accent and/or while putting up your dukes for a fight.

"Why don't you go choke on some pig vomit, ya scrowder!"

by GEOFF May 11, 2005

wilba

Man with weak flames :)

Man that wilba has weak flames

by GEOFF April 7, 2005

reverse cowgirl

a sex position like the others say yet except both members partaking in the act must where cowboy hats and when the climax approaches the male counterpart hollers yeeeeeee-haawwww and the best friend of this male love maker comes running in with a video camera and tapes the rest of the action

we were at the party when we heard someone yell YEEAHHHAAWW but just assumed there was some reverse cowgirl going on

by GEOFF September 19, 2005