15 definitions by GDDPHD

Ass-hat

Noun describing someone who is being problematic and inconsiderate

You were such an ass-hat when you screamed at the special ed girl for having dropped her plate of food.

by GDDPHD March 8, 2017

Cornpoon

The snatch of a hillbilly woman

Betsy jo’s cornpoon is the best this side of the holler.

by GDDPHD December 10, 2019

Split-tails

A slang term for women in general, wherein it references the body's rear end cheeks together with a females labia and vaginal lips to form one continual "split" from front waist to read waist.. Males do not share this anatomical characteristic.

My grandpa keeps asking me if I have been courting any split-tails lately .. I answer no but with a smile on my face.

by GDDPHD February 24, 2015

Dorkativity

Activities that are not cool in any way and that often are associated with academics or hobbies

Arranging flowers in a vase according to their size and color for an hour is an example of a dorkativity.

by GDDPHD April 24, 2017

Shitmuck

A collection of bad luck, bad choices, and devastated outlooks in ones life that combine into an overall waste of energy

Today I saw just how deep into the shitmuck of corporate culture one has to go to get ahead.

by GDDPHD July 29, 2017

Uber-fuckin

The act of fucking an uber driver regardless whether the driver is on or off the clock.

After the baseball game, I dabbled in some uber-fuckin as my driver was not only hot but very willing to play around

by GDDPHD May 31, 2016

it's a jeep thing

the answer from a jeep owner to a non-jeep owner when asked by the non-jeep owner why there is a tight emotional bond between two jeep owners that excludes other car owners.

Person 1: "Why did you just wave at that guy in the jeep?"
Person 2: "it's a jeep thing; you wouldn't understand." Smirks to himself

by GDDPHD February 21, 2015