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The Atkins diet for dummies.
Dr. Atkins said you should eat nutrient rich carbs instead of nutrient deficient carbs. This appears to be a simple idea, yet apparently figuring out that this means eating spinach instead of potatoes or broccoli instead of corn is akin to rocket science for the unwashed masses. So in comes the South Beach Diet, which is exactly the same except it breaks everything down into "good carbs" and "bad carbs".
Dr. Atkins said you should eat nutrient rich carbs instead of nutrient deficient carbs. This appears to be a simple idea, yet apparently figuring out that this means eating spinach instead of potatoes or broccoli instead of corn is akin to rocket science for the unwashed masses. So in comes the South Beach Diet, which is exactly the same except it breaks everything down into "good carbs" and "bad carbs".
by GAWII March 24, 2011
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He is also a tough son of a bitch. He was shot down over Vietnam, took a bayonet to the groin, and was held (and tortured) for 5 years in a Vietnam POW camp. Don't nobody fuck with McCain.
He is also a tough son of a bitch. He was shot down over Vietnam, took a bayonet to the groin, and was held (and tortured) for 5 years in a Vietnam POW camp. Don't nobody fuck with McCain.
by GAWII October 18, 2008
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One can only guess how long it will take them to finally come full circle and make a NEW Broadway musical based on the film based on the Broadway musical based on the film.
One can only guess how long it will take them to finally come full circle and make a NEW Broadway musical based on the film based on the Broadway musical based on the film.
by GAWII January 23, 2009
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Since the debut of the show Crank Yankers, the name has stuck. This is unfortunate since "crank" call doesn't make any sense.
Since the debut of the show Crank Yankers, the name has stuck. This is unfortunate since "crank" call doesn't make any sense.
Person 1: Dude the other day we made a bunch of crank calls, it was hilarious!
Person 2: You made what? You mean PRANK calls, right?
Person 1: Prank call? ... Huh, I guess you're right.
Person 2: You made what? You mean PRANK calls, right?
Person 1: Prank call? ... Huh, I guess you're right.
by GAWII March 19, 2008
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In Darfur, horrible genocide is being committed, hundreds of thousands of innocent people slaughtered needlessly. Everyone must join together to help Darfur, which supposedly the Bush administration does not care about.
However in Sudan, NO ONE is being killed, and anyone who claims so is clearly racist. When Secretary of State Colin Powell gave a speech to say something desperately needed to be done about the genocide in Sudan, he was viciously attacked by liberals; since obviously the situation in Sudan is nothing more than a warmongering Republican lie.
In Darfur, horrible genocide is being committed, hundreds of thousands of innocent people slaughtered needlessly. Everyone must join together to help Darfur, which supposedly the Bush administration does not care about.
However in Sudan, NO ONE is being killed, and anyone who claims so is clearly racist. When Secretary of State Colin Powell gave a speech to say something desperately needed to be done about the genocide in Sudan, he was viciously attacked by liberals; since obviously the situation in Sudan is nothing more than a warmongering Republican lie.
by GAWII October 10, 2008
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Oddly petrol is NOT short for petroleum.
Oddly petrol is NOT short for petroleum.
Brit: Looks like we need petrol. We'd better stop at a station and fill up.
American: Looks like we need gas. We'd better stop at a station and fill up.
American: Looks like we need gas. We'd better stop at a station and fill up.
by GAWII May 20, 2008
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