30 definitions by GAV

slang for head-butt
lets strap on a nucular warhead on our heads and nut the cunt into oblivion
by GAV November 28, 2003
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This kid was slaging me off so i decked the cunt
by GAV November 14, 2003
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A particulary ugly female frequenting the local ale house.
Look at the face on that! what a fucking bargoyle
by GAV October 22, 2003
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Of a child with uncertain parentage, much a kin to the cuckoo laying its eggs in another birds nest
Fucking hell, whys daves kid black, he's an albino? Dunno but by the looks of his mam I think the bairns a cuckoo's egg
by GAV October 22, 2003
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(Scottish usage) A poo poo. Variant spelling of joby. Plural is Jobbies.
Ah feel better noo ahv dun a jobbie.
by GAV April 13, 2004
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