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3 definitions by FuturePatronSaint

 
1.
Just about the sexiest woman on Earth. She has this lisp, which oddly enough makes her even sexier. Even her name has a subtle sexiness to it. But the sexiest thing about her is that she is very TALENTED. She won a lot of awards for her portrayal of a choosing mute in "The Piano". Nowadays people confuse her with Kyra Sedgwick (who is also sexy and talented) because they have similar shows on the same channel.
Holly Hunter is the voice of Elastigirl.
by FuturePatronSaint June 03, 2009
 
2.
1. An orgasm that goes way too far. People start drooling and having seizures.

2. A rush of sexual feelings brought on by the profilic female rocker Tori Amos.
1. Oh no, he's having a torgasm! Call 911!
2. Did you go to the House of Blues last night to see Tori Amos? It was torgasmic.
by FuturePatronSaint May 25, 2009
 
3.
A phrase used automatically when you cannot come up with a comeback quick enough. "Your mom" means the same thing as "yo momma". Sometimes, if you are really lucky, using this phrase actually fits and makes a really good insult. You may have to say an actual sentence that plays on what the person just said and add "yo momma" to it. You can also use "ain't what yo momma said" to come back on a general rude insult someone says to you. This implies that you had sexual relations with the person's mother and she liked it. BEWARE. If you overuse "yo momma", it will not have its original sting.
This is a very good use of yo momma, though it might take a while to understand.

Annoying annoyance: Why is everyone acting so nerdy today? They musta got it from Patrick.
Patrick: They GOT IT from yo momma, you son of a slut!

This is an unnecessary, uncalled for yo momma.

Old grandmother: These cookies are fresh from the oven, sweetheart.
Grandson: Mmmm. Tastes like yo momma.
by FuturePatronSaint May 26, 2009