6 definitions by FunkyValleyMom
When you have hand sanitizer in your pocket at all times so it’s available anytime you touch something nasty.
Omg I just touched the shopping cart before cleaning it. I better use my pocket-tizer before I get sick from the germs.
by FunkyValleyMom August 8, 2018
by FunkyValleyMom September 28, 2020
Liz: I’m starving and it’s only 3 o’clock
Jen: I’ve got a pocketizer if you need it.
Liz: that would be great
Jen: (reaches in her pocket and pulls out some snacks for Liz)
Jen: I’ve got a pocketizer if you need it.
Liz: that would be great
Jen: (reaches in her pocket and pulls out some snacks for Liz)
by FunkyValleyMom August 8, 2018
by FunkyValleyMom November 8, 2018
When you have to poop so bad that your stomach is cramping like you are about to give birth out of your anus to a giant #poopbaby
by FunkyValleyMom December 27, 2018
A raging Bitch. She tends to gets knocked up in order to collect child support and live on welfare. She is a cheater. She likes to keep her children away from their father and has a history of dating felons
by FunkyValleyMom December 21, 2014