16 definitions by Fucko

Mexican Check valve

A tiny little turd holding back What seems like 10 gallons of fart

I had to get to the shitter before that Mexican check valve went through my pants

by Fucko October 27, 2021

pousse moussu

a sexual position that begins the ritual of the slapped turtle

fucko: I'll give you pousse-moussu
shucko: oh yes please put your finger in and you'll get mouss
fucko: zucking swucked bitch!
SMACK

by Fucko May 11, 2005

flucked

to get flucked means to receive some hot food in the face.

boubou: mummy, I don't wanna eat no more
bouba: take care, otherwise you gonna get flucked, fucko.
boubou: fluck you mooommm
SMACK

by Fucko May 9, 2005

a table PEDE

friendly interjection meaning "may you join us for a couple of drinks?"

eric: I'm thirsty, fucko!
fucko: a table, PEDE!
eric: and I consider, despite the underlying conditions, that the human race is based on...
fucko: shutto!
SMACK

by Fucko May 9, 2005

brooaatt

the noise coming out of your mouth after eating some stinky french cassoulet

brooaatt! fuck I should go to shit room ASAP, as the plooaashhhh's heading towards me.
fuck it!

by Fucko June 20, 2006

ballantine

botlle of kiki, the most famous nick name for whisky. Is to be drunk together with coke or Gardant Fruit.

Eric: Gimme some kiki for fuck's sake!
Nico: want some Ballantine fucko?
Eric: more than that: Ballantine's
Nico:teupteupteup
Eric:teupteupteup

by Fucko June 20, 2006

cagool

stands for an unsuccessful affair with Chantal

Alec: I fucked up with Chantal
Fucko: wa dya get exactly ass hole?
Alec: I get cagool, fucko!

Smack
Fucko: Chantal is a bitch give me her Number
Alec: I know who you are, you're not Fucko, you're greg!
Fucko: Zuck!

by Fucko May 10, 2005