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Clamato

This is simply the blood that flows as a discharge from the uterus. Also called menorrhea, the time during which menstruation occurs is referred to as menses.

Not to be confused with Bud & Clamato, a horrid beverage from the anti-marijuana corporation AnHeiserBusch.
Clamato is very different from blood that moves continuously through the veins. In fact, it's less concentrated blood. It has fewer blood cells than ordinary blood.
by FuckChauvinists ,Į,,^.^,Į,, November 29, 2020
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Teflon Con

A term used for a person, woman, man, camera, T.V. that is a well known con artist who has yet to pay for ANY of their lifelong crimes.

These crimes usually consist of tax and bank fraud, obstruction of justice, bribery, defamation, and more. Not to mention the numerous atrocities committed by said con.
The Teflon Con is sweatin' bullets after losing this election. As he should be after the Supreme Court said that there are limits to the powers of the presidency and stoutly reaffirmed the principle that not even the president is above the law.
by FuckChauvinists ,Į,,^.^,Į,, November 29, 2020
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Liebaby

The combination of two words:

lie + baby = liebaby

A liebaby is exactly what you think. A spoiled, narcissistic person who will go into a fit of rage when the truth hurts. Inside of this fit you will see a trending theme of manipulation as a liebaby is nothing short of a pathological liar. This person will spew false claims, completely insane conspiracies and much more obviously incorrect statements. All of this seems to be a result of an acquisitive upbringing without appreciation for proletarians. Liebabies generally rely on their followers for compliments and praise.
Diaper Don cannot get over the fact that he lost! Yes, it's true that most Americans dislike Joe Biden, but that didn't keep them from voting for him in order to get rid of such a horrid man. The reason Republicans won down ballot races where Biden beat you is simple - Some Republicans voted for Biden. More people came out to vote in the 2020 election for many reasons...racial justice, living wages, affordable healthcare & climate control. Lest we forget the Fascism brought upon our Democracy thanks to a giant Liebaby with teenie tiny hands!
by FuckChauvinists ,Į,,^.^,Į,, November 29, 2020
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Cut the Muff

In short, to cut off poor quality audio.

To "cut" something means to remove or eliminate it and "muff" is short for muffle or muffled. In this case it is in reference to audio.

The idiom "Cut the Muff" is an amusing way to tell someone that their mic or audio output is muffled or unclear.
"Very muffley, very cutty. Cutty muff. Cut the muff." - Timmaaay (Obsolete Punx)
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Clamburger

Her seafood was delicious! Got me coming back for seconds on the Clamburger!
by FuckChauvinists ,Į,,^.^,Į,, November 29, 2020
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#MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain

A hashtag that has been used and will continue to be used in posts showing no matter how many times you put lipstick on that racist pig, he's still a pig.

The comedian also criticizes Trump for making bigoted and untrue statements, and says the Trump family name was changed at one point from the ancestral name "Drumpf". - This is to make his family appear more successful than they truly were in reality-

The only logical explanation for why people like this man is because said people are either...

a)racist
b)wealthy, greedy & without conscience

c)ignorant

OR
d)ALL OF THE ABOVE

Drumpf - a last name for con artists
#MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain - to show his true form.

Changing the family name from Drumpf to Trump is a perfect analogy for the facade this man puts on for his MAGA Qult to hide his weaknesses.
by FuckChauvinists ,Į,,^.^,Į,, November 29, 2020
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Twat Twizzler

A female masturbator by technical definition, although this term can also be used as slang for 'female dickhead'.

I came across a subreddit titled 'Harvard Law Prof Calls Sen. Mitch McConnell a Flagrant Dickhead' and couldn't help but notice the many examples of which he has made it clear that he is an evil, evil man. What Twat Twizzler would be so horrible as to give birth to this monster?!
Twat Twizzler is far too mild of a word to describe the horrific Tomi Lahren. She's more of a...how you say...CUNT!
by FuckChauvinists ,Į,,^.^,Į,, November 29, 2020
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