9 definitions by FriedNapkinsOfficial

Homework

The thing I'm supposed to be doing right now instead of writing definitions on the Urban Dictionary.

Mom:" You done with your homework?"
Me: "Uhh."

by FriedNapkinsOfficial November 26, 2019

School

Hell on Earth.

Classmate: "Go to hell"
Me: "I'm already there"

School

by FriedNapkinsOfficial November 26, 2019

Neylan

The person who is always there but nobody notices.

Person: Neylan? Never heard of them.
Neylan: ;(

by FriedNapkinsOfficial March 31, 2019

20st Century Memes

bruh wocky slush 21 scary noises bruh bruh bruh get free wifi anywhere you goooo!!!!

20st Century Memes are stupid asf but hey they're funny.

by FriedNapkinsOfficial March 16, 2021

Friends

A friend is something that you don't have.

Get 👏 some👏 friends 👏

by FriedNapkinsOfficial November 26, 2019

Crush

A person that makes you feel horny--HAPPY! I meant happy! They can either be your first love or CRUSH your heart, your self confidence, and give you depression for a few months.

Friend: "So who's your crush."
Me:" Well I do think your mom is pretty sexy."
Friend: "What the fuck??"

by FriedNapkinsOfficial November 26, 2019

Bored

When u feel like u wanna do something. That empty feeling inside u that can only be described as nothing (and boredom)

Timothy: Man, I'm so bored.
James: Yeah. Want to play on the PS4?
Timothy: Alright.

by FriedNapkinsOfficial March 31, 2019