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Uncle Buck

When you take a dump in the shower and then have to squish it down the drain with your foot.

The term stems from a rumor - most likely false - about a deleted scene from the John Candy movie.
Man, I couldn't wait to get out of the shower and dry off, so I just Uncle Bucked it.
by FreeNachos November 13, 2011
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foma

Harmless untruths, intended to comfort simple souls.

They make you feel good and are the basis for Kurt Vonnegut's fictional religion "Bokononism".
1) Prosperity is just around the corner. 2) Don't worry, you'll get back together.
by FreeNachos April 21, 2005
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Chiefs

The reddest NFL team with the loudest fans. Known for being very competitive but rarely winning the championship or showing up for the playoffs. They live in Kansas City, MO. Arch-rival to the Raiders.
The Chiefs scored like a million points this year but still didn't make the playoffs.
by FreeNachos April 23, 2005
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Big Jeter

A weird band from Kansas City, MO that mixes weird "cowpunk" (bluegrass? rock? I don't know) music with strange costumes and bizzare multimedia presentations. Talented musicians. The leader is also known to host obscure movie nights.
Big Jeter was throwing hotdogs into the crowd and playing a slide show of themselves racing go-karts.
by FreeNachos November 30, 2004
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pootie tang

An underrated and often overlooked movie about a Blaxploitation type character who fights crime with a belt and speaks in nonsense words that everyone understands. Pootie always respects the ladies. He is like a surreal Undercover Brother. Sa-da-tay, my damies! Pootie says "Don't baaaang tha dillies!"
It's a movie title and the name of that movies main character. Do you really need an example?
by FreeNachos November 8, 2004
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football Christmas

When Christmas doesn't go as planned, as in "A Christmas Story" when Ralphie asked the Mall Santa for a Red Rider b.b. gun and was offered a "nice football" instead. Not that there's anything wrong with football.
I asked for a cheeseburger but all they had was a fish sandwich. It's a total football Christmas.
by FreeNachos April 23, 2005
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for totallys

To express complete agreement.

Easily abbreviated to "FT" for text messages.
Chad: Are you going to Mitchell's party?
Lilly: For totallys.
by Freenachos December 1, 2007
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