FreeNachos's definitions
When you take a dump in the shower and then have to squish it down the drain with your foot.
The term stems from a rumor - most likely false - about a deleted scene from the John Candy movie.
The term stems from a rumor - most likely false - about a deleted scene from the John Candy movie.
by FreeNachos November 13, 2011

Harmless untruths, intended to comfort simple souls.
They make you feel good and are the basis for Kurt Vonnegut's fictional religion "Bokononism".
They make you feel good and are the basis for Kurt Vonnegut's fictional religion "Bokononism".
by FreeNachos April 21, 2005

The reddest NFL team with the loudest fans. Known for being very competitive but rarely winning the championship or showing up for the playoffs. They live in Kansas City, MO. Arch-rival to the Raiders.
by FreeNachos April 23, 2005

A weird band from Kansas City, MO that mixes weird "cowpunk" (bluegrass? rock? I don't know) music with strange costumes and bizzare multimedia presentations. Talented musicians. The leader is also known to host obscure movie nights.
Big Jeter was throwing hotdogs into the crowd and playing a slide show of themselves racing go-karts.
by FreeNachos November 30, 2004

An underrated and often overlooked movie about a Blaxploitation type character who fights crime with a belt and speaks in nonsense words that everyone understands. Pootie always respects the ladies. He is like a surreal Undercover Brother. Sa-da-tay, my damies! Pootie says "Don't baaaang tha dillies!"
by FreeNachos November 8, 2004

When Christmas doesn't go as planned, as in "A Christmas Story" when Ralphie asked the Mall Santa for a Red Rider b.b. gun and was offered a "nice football" instead. Not that there's anything wrong with football.
by FreeNachos April 23, 2005

by Freenachos December 1, 2007
