Definitions by FreeNachos

wheediling

Elaborate instrumental noodling, be it jazz or metal, flute or guitar. Any complex instrumental solo. The word stems from Carl on "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" doing a mouth-guitar solo to impress his lady.

"Ron Burgundy's jazz flute solo is some great wheediling."

wheediling by FreeNachos February 20, 2013

Uncle Buck 

When you take a dump in the shower and then have to squish it down the drain with your foot.

The term stems from a rumor - most likely false - about a deleted scene from the John Candy movie.

Man, I couldn't wait to get out of the shower and dry off, so I just Uncle Bucked it.

Uncle Buck by FreeNachos November 13, 2011

for totallys 

To express complete agreement.

Easily abbreviated to "FT" for text messages.

Chad: Are you going to Mitchell's party?
Lilly: For totallys.

for totallys by Freenachos December 1, 2007

football Christmas

When Christmas doesn't go as planned, as in "A Christmas Story" when Ralphie asked the Mall Santa for a Red Rider b.b. gun and was offered a "nice football" instead. Not that there's anything wrong with football.

I asked for a cheeseburger but all they had was a fish sandwich. It's a total football Christmas.

football Christmas by FreeNachos April 23, 2005

Chiefs 

The reddest NFL team with the loudest fans. Known for being very competitive but rarely winning the championship or showing up for the playoffs. They live in Kansas City, MO. Arch-rival to the Raiders.

The Chiefs scored like a million points this year but still didn't make the playoffs.

Chiefs by FreeNachos April 23, 2005

foma 

Harmless untruths, intended to comfort simple souls.

They make you feel good and are the basis for Kurt Vonnegut's fictional religion "Bokononism".

1) Prosperity is just around the corner. 2) Don't worry, you'll get back together.

foma by FreeNachos April 21, 2005

WAKA

The World Adult Kickball Association. The kickball league popping up every major city. Many players participate to meet friends and go to the bar. There is also competition and sometimes funny costumes.

I heard WAKA is sponsoring an awards dinner at the end of the season.

WAKA by FreeNachos November 30, 2004