Fred's definitions

purdie

person who always goes mad when u take pictures of him

me "say cheese"
purdie "i keel you!!"

by fred January 11, 2004

philly jawn

anything from the great city of philadelphia or a philly blunt

you wanna go to that philly jawn


pass me that philly jawn

by Fred January 4, 2005

countdown

a kool ass tv game show programme which makes fuck all sense and the winner doesn't get any money from it

countdown is koo lets go watch it

by fred September 29, 2004

frankie says relax

Frankie also says, ''Go fuck yourself.''

Frankie:''Go fuck yourself.''

by Fred January 13, 2005

emosexual

A musical deviant, with no accounting for taste. Often seen with star tattoos, mesh trucker hats, wearing clothing recieved at mall or warped tour. A dying breed, emosexuals are on the verge of extinction as they realise that they are live a lifestyle that is akin to modern hairmetal

Your so emosexual

by Fred October 1, 2003

bun in the oven

state of being pregnant

I'd like to fuck that girl with a bun in the oven.

by Fred October 11, 2003

adams apple

when people sleep with their mouths open they are in danger of racoons and other small woodland animals from scurrying down into the windpipe. the creature may become dislodged by tempting them with nuts and/or other savoury snacks.

i knew i should have wore my mouth net last, my pet dog just gave me an adams apple

by fred December 3, 2003