Fred's definitions

umbillicus cumination

The art of successfully ejaculating into your girlfriend's navel (belly button) for points.

I performed a successful umbilllicus cumination operation what do i get for that?

by fred May 5, 2003

California

heaven and the meth capital of the world unfortunately

northern california and the big sur

by fred September 10, 2004

cream pie

A vagina that's had a load of semen shot into it.
Note - semen ON a vagina is NOT a cream pie. Cream pies have cream on the INSIDE.

A vagina that mearly has semen ON it is just a messy vagina. Cream must be injected!

Fred stuffed his cock far inside Miffy and made a cream pie that took a full 5 minutes to run back out.

by Fred October 11, 2003

cut one from the herd

To surgically remove a testicle using a scythe. Very painful and gruesome. Also has been known to make your woman quite unhappy.

Fred got one cut from his herd. Kelly dumped his ass

by Fred April 3, 2004

pengaz

1. A person whose sexual orientation is to persons of the same sex.
2. A man whose sexual orientation is to men: an alliance of gays and lesbians.

I had a pengaz affair with Helios

by Fred July 23, 2004

pleb

1)one who's inferior intelligence results in them making a complete titface out of themselves in public

2)one who has had their brain replaced with a mall cucumber whilst visiting the doctor fora routine check up

also used as the verb
plebbed, or to pleb

"jonny francis is a right pleb," cried cristina

"don't tell me that billy has fucking plebed it up again!"

by fred December 3, 2003

FALZ

n, v, adj, adv, interjection, etc.
A higher, undefinable state of being. The state of being better than everyone. Anyone/thing can be FALZ, and one intrinsically knows if one is FALZ.
(opposite of zlaf)

That was FALZ.

by fred April 7, 2004