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144 definitions by Fred

A bitch (also known as Carla Ton)
My name is Parks im a bitch
by Fred March 24, 2005
He's a very natural person--wears comfortable clothes, is a vegetarian, has liberal political views, very environmentally aware, etc... He's lovely, really caring and he knows how to treat a woman.. not sexily, but make them feel safe. His blonde hair is quite thin, and he wears glasses to read which make him look very academic and quite germanic. he wears a fruity cheap smelling aftershave, although i dont think he needs to shave very often - it's quite like bumfluff.
Oh look, it's Withnail!
by fred September 06, 2003
Getting a penis in the mouth

i.e. raped orally
"Man, Dave's been getting zinged a lot tonight"
"Yeah, I hope he uses mouthwash"
by Fred March 27, 2005
Tampon, Something every girl has... therefor my defenition, Tampon something every Chick has.
Honda Civics are tampons... every chick has em.
by Fred July 23, 2004
a member of the male sex who enjoys being anally intruded by girthy dildos, thus resulting in the rectum being expanded to the diameter of a watermelon (type and size of watermelon pending on choice of dildo gitrh)
brian's fruit bowl has recetly been enlarged
by fred December 03, 2003
A tasty beer only found near Philadelphia, is america's oldest brewery. Often ordered by just asking for a "lager"
Yo get me another Lager
by Fred January 04, 2005
Steering wheel of a car, truck, or SUV
One hand on da whizzeel.
by fred May 15, 2003