Fred's definitions

Crapple

Affectionate term for Apple.

John said, "I'd play that game with you, but I'm stuck on this Crapple."

by fred October 22, 2003

domebuster

One who sucks, strokes, or otherwise works the dome of another man's penis until it "busts" out with a boatload of cum.

Dude, this gay porno I rented had a SHITLOAD of domebusters in it!

by Fred December 29, 2004

yuengling

A tasty beer only found near Philadelphia, is america's oldest brewery. Often ordered by just asking for a "lager"

Yo get me another Lager

by Fred January 4, 2005

american dream

Something republicunts (repubs like bush) are destroying right now.

George W. Bush

by Fred July 1, 2004

purdie

person who always goes mad when u take pictures of him

me "say cheese"
purdie "i keel you!!"

by fred January 11, 2004

breed

To inject semen into a woman's vagina. The anus does NOT count toward this - breeding must be just that - attempting to impregnate a woman by injecting semen into her vagina with a penis.

Buffy got so hot she begged for him to go ahead and breed her instead of pulling out.

by Fred October 11, 2003

wackiness.org

A truly rocking party.

wackiness.org is a truly rocking party.

by Fred October 13, 2003