Fred's definitions

Klepto

A person with a compulsive desire to steal things.

Many Kleptos steal things from work.

Not many people knew it, but Adam was a Klepto. He bragged about stealing laptops, hard drives, memory, tape drives, blank CDs, tapes, keyboards, mice, you name it.

– Anything he could fit into his oversized Microsoft bag would end up in his basement…

See also: PTOboy tourettes

by Fred March 30, 2004

Machiwara Stick

A stick which is about 4 feet tall that pertrudes out of the ground, used to condition the knuckles. Can be held in place either by cement or rocks. The martial artist's Replacement for a punching bag

I punched my machiwara stick until my knuckles were raw and bloody.

by Fred September 22, 2003

mingee

Similar to minger, but designed for describing geography teachers.

Mr Harrison is such a mingee.

by Fred September 25, 2003

shamir

a very good looking player that has alot of girls. This term is mainly used for Asian rappers.

man, you are shamir

by fred January 29, 2004

Dime

10,000 dollars, lent to drug dealers.

I gave my homeboy Freddy 10,000, but that damn n*gger ran off with that shit.

by Fred November 27, 2003

dumb butt

a person with a dumb butt. Usually a big butt. lol.

look at jon... he has such a dumb butt!
your such a dumb butt

by fred December 5, 2003

pla kow

A mans mourning erection which ables him to then launch food items "cashews (since it forms to the tip)" into there mouth by bending it down and then letting it launch...

"In the mourning i had an enormous PLA KOW... when then i was able to use it to launch food into my mouth".."hell yeah"

by fred April 27, 2004