5 definitions by FreakyFelonFriday

Assmilk

Milk beverage of a different source

Assmilk? We’ve got some in the fridge.

by FreakyFelonFriday February 2, 2021

Scareful

When someone attempts to exhibit caution but they have smoked Krystal Beth.

When ice skating late at night and also building quite a fright.

Scarefulness should be applied it a stranger pulls up and rolls their window down and says “COME ON!, giiit in the truuck!!”
Better Don’t!

by FreakyFelonFriday February 3, 2021

Faux

Code word used for a drug. Means fake but actually real, totally throwing anyone else listening or reading off the trail. Fun because you can just be anywhere openly talking about it or even yell out to a friend to bring you some “FAUX!”

Did you know? Mary Beth’s nickname is faux.

Faux faux faux, merry christmas!

by FreakyFelonFriday February 6, 2021

Mental Masturbation

Manipulating usually flirtatiously yet without doing any actual sexual acts in order to get what you want.

AKA: ‘Hoeing without using your holes’

Just send a pretty girl to go scoop up that check. He won’t tell her no...
#mental masturbation

by FreakyFelonFriday February 6, 2021

coronarrea

The final stage/ or unlisted symptom of covid-19 which is where the viral waste is excreted into the urine anally,

AKA: ‘peeing out your butt’

Coronarrea, peeing out of your butthole, not to be confused with coronaRita (an alcoholic beverage).

by FreakyFelonFriday February 2, 2021