9 definitions by Frankietown
A gay that you take with you shopping. Usually it is a pair of a fag hag with her gay friend linking arms.
Frank: Dude check out that hot chick!
Perry: Don't try it man. You've got more of a chance with her Hand Fag.
Perry: Don't try it man. You've got more of a chance with her Hand Fag.
by Frankietown May 16, 2009
Tequila Mouth is the taste you wake up with after a night of downing tequila shots. No only is Tequila Mouth unpleasant in it's taste, but Tequila Mouth also leaves your voice raspy.
Frank: " Dude, I have Tequila Mouth to the max."
Perry: "Don't talk in my face. Your breath smells like you found a diaper on the beach and ate it."
Perry: "Don't talk in my face. Your breath smells like you found a diaper on the beach and ate it."
by Frankietown September 21, 2010
Frank: Dude what is wrong with that guy?
Perry: I dunno man but that guy is in serious need of a fag-cination
Perry: I dunno man but that guy is in serious need of a fag-cination
by Frankietown December 4, 2008
by Frankietown April 29, 2009
The act of, during sexual intercourse from behind, surprsing your sexual partner by putting them in a choke-hold. The person in the hold will attempt to wiggle out of your grasp and you proceed to shout out curses in an australian accent while keeping a firm hold on them. This is much like how Steve Irwin acted when tackling crocs.
by Frankietown January 11, 2010
by Frankietown April 29, 2009
Flesh Ear-phones is a term used for when a woman is sitting on a mans' face during oral sex and her thighs surround his head, smothering sound like ear-phones do. Sometimes, this term is dramatized by saying that the oral sex lasted for so long that the person giving it is for a long time unable to hear.
Perry: " Dude have you been listening to me?!"
Frank: " Sorry man, I went down on Judy last night and I got flesh ear-phones"
Frank: " Sorry man, I went down on Judy last night and I got flesh ear-phones"
by Frankietown October 24, 2009