Fozter's definitions

Cockpuppet

A person who is the sexual plaything for a man. Typically a young, nubile, naive girl.

"He's 42; she's 18. She's totally his cockpuppet."

"He played her like his little cockpuppet!"

by Fozter June 2, 2009

[warm karl]

To shit on your partner's chest, wrap them in cellophane and then give them a hug. The heat of your feces produces a pleasant warming sensation. A hot karl, but just a few steps more.

Susan wanted to heat things up, so I gave her a warm karl.

by Fozter April 3, 2009

Toilet Bowl Blowback

The uncomfortable surprise of toilet bowl water splashing upward against your genitals because your feces hit the surface like a meteor.

Today I had the worst case of toilet bowl blowback. Like my poop hit the Yucatan and killed dozens of toilet dinos bad. Sploosh.

by Fozter July 9, 2010