When a man inserts his flacid penis into a woman and then becomes erect inside of her.
For effect, the man may tug his scrotum as if he is releasing helium into his dick.
For effect, the man may tug his scrotum as if he is releasing helium into his dick.
Jill: Why did you stick your floppy dick in me?
Jack: Wait for it.
Jill: Oh my!
Jack: That's my helium balloon, baby.
Jack: Wait for it.
Jill: Oh my!
Jack: That's my helium balloon, baby.
by Fozter March 26, 2010
Get the helium balloonmug. Through the magic of movie make-up and CGI, an actor is made artificially younger, thus: youthanasia.
Jim: "Wow, seeing Arnie back as the Terminator was pretty cool."
Joe: "Yeah, they performed some mighty youthanasia on that old, meaty catcher's mit of a man."
Joe: "Yeah, they performed some mighty youthanasia on that old, meaty catcher's mit of a man."
by Fozter June 24, 2009
Get the Youthanasiamug. The dried seman that accumlates at the tip of man's urethra after sex. During the man's first post-coital urination, the urine stream will go in erratic, unpredictable directions until the cumplug is burst.
Woman: Why is there piss everywhere?
Man: Baby, it took forever to pop my cumplug after so much hot lovin'.
Man: Baby, it took forever to pop my cumplug after so much hot lovin'.
by fozter November 10, 2009
Get the cumplugmug.