10 definitions by Fozter

helium balloon

When a man inserts his flacid penis into a woman and then becomes erect inside of her.

For effect, the man may tug his scrotum as if he is releasing helium into his dick.

Jill: Why did you stick your floppy dick in me?

Jack: Wait for it.

Jill: Oh my!

Jack: That's my helium balloon, baby.

#hot air balloon #big floppy donkey dick #dick #pussy #vagina #flacid #erection #sex

by Fozter March 25, 2010

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[panus]

A synonym for 'taint' or 'gooch,' a panus is the space between the penis/scrotum and anus - thus, the panus.

She rubbed my panus. Gently.

#taint #gooch #panus #perenium #ballspace

by Fozter November 21, 2008

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Youthanasia

Through the magic of movie make-up and CGI, an actor is made artificially younger, thus: youthanasia.

Jim: "Wow, seeing Arnie back as the Terminator was pretty cool."

Joe: "Yeah, they performed some mighty youthanasia on that old, meaty catcher's mit of a man."

#youthanise #youthanising #youthanasia #euthanasia #terminator #cgi #arnie #patrick stewart #professor x #wolverine: origins #benjamin button

by Fozter June 24, 2009

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