FormFaktor's definitions

Zero-Oasis

A place or situation you encounter and does not meet your expectations in any way.

Man, I booked this vacation in the Caribbean in a 5 Star hotel, and when I got there it was a zero-oasis.

by Formfaktor July 23, 2008

frag

Inconvenient or terrible situation

I was in a frag all Friday

by FormFaktor February 27, 2003

corn

Meaning 1:
object which resembles kitsch, junk or shwag or is just bad quality. NOT the same as corny

Meaning 2:
Clichee statement or stereotype

Example 1:
Gerd: Man, look at that replica of the Empire State Building. It's so kitschy!
Ron: Yeah, it's corn.

Example 2:
Ron: "Fuck these frog-eaters"
Alex: "Dude, calling the french that is totally corn"

by FormFaktor February 27, 2003

flarg

as a verb "to flarg" can mean to make a mess of something literally or a situation or plan figuratively.

Example 1:
He completely flarged Mimi's apartment when they had the fight

Example 2:
Jon had everything totally planned out to the max, but when Ron should of shit-faced, everything got flarged.

by FormFaktor February 27, 2003

yardsale

(verb) to yardsale
1: to try to achieve a goal with limited means cheaply
2: to reply to an involved question or argument with a simplistic response

1: Although Ron had no money to fix the car properly he was able to yardsale it enough to make it to Trenton in it.
2: After I had told him all about the problems in Palestine, he wouldn't stop yardsaling the problem.

by FormFaktor February 27, 2003

to frag

to eliminate or kill characters of other players in a multiplayer first person shooter game.

I fragged 12 fuckers in 10 minutes in Counterstrike.

by FormFaktor February 27, 2003

dorf

German for "village"

the waldorf astoria is called that because it's named after a German village called Waldorf.

by formfaktor May 13, 2005