7 definitions by Foodaboveeverything
Me: “I can’t hang out tomorrow, i got to go to my Dutch aunt’s wedding.”
My friend: “ Oh that sucks.”
Me: “It’s not that bad. I heard they have a lot of good eten.”
My friend: “ What’s “eten”?”
Me: “It’s my life, DUH!”
My friend: “No but-“
My friend: “ Oh that sucks.”
Me: “It’s not that bad. I heard they have a lot of good eten.”
My friend: “ What’s “eten”?”
Me: “It’s my life, DUH!”
My friend: “No but-“
by Foodaboveeverything August 11, 2018
Someone in a gc: “Omg, I love Milly Bobby Brown!”
Me: “Who? Ohh you mean Millie! You don’t write it like that hun😉. Ga back to 4th grade bitch.”
Me: “Who? Ohh you mean Millie! You don’t write it like that hun😉. Ga back to 4th grade bitch.”
by Foodaboveeverything July 27, 2018
Finn Wolfhard (YES, the legend himself) once posted in his Instagram story a video of himself, saying “Pu$$y sandwich”. Now the bio of a lot of fanaccounts, is saying “Pu$$y sandwich”.
Person 1: “I just met a pu$$y sandwich!”
Person 2: “Really? What did he look like?”
Person 1: “ Like a pu$$y sandwich.
Person 2: “Really? What did he look like?”
Person 1: “ Like a pu$$y sandwich.
by Foodaboveeverything July 26, 2018
by Foodaboveeverything July 26, 2018
Cuss is the word Eddie uses instead of curse in the story “Problematic>Reddie” from definejarchie. He says cuss because his mommy said it’s bad to use the word curse.
Richie: *Plays a video game*
Richie: *Loses*
Richie: “Fack you you fucking stupid game!”
(See what I did there huh?)
Eddie: “My mommy says it’s bad to cuss.”
Richie: *Loses*
Richie: “Fack you you fucking stupid game!”
(See what I did there huh?)
Eddie: “My mommy says it’s bad to cuss.”
by Foodaboveeverything July 26, 2018
by Foodaboveeverything July 27, 2018
When you see a Jack walking past, you know that you’re gonna be alright. A Jack lights up your world, he’s just the most perfect human being.
Person 1: “Wow! I just met a JACK!”
Person 2: “Me too!”
Person 1: “Really? What Jack did you meet?”
Person 2: “I just met a Jack Anderson!”
Person 1: “Wow. I met a Jack Dylan Grazer. From the moment I saw the Jack, I knew my life would be even better than it already was.”
Person 2: “Me too!”
Person 1: “Really? What Jack did you meet?”
Person 2: “I just met a Jack Anderson!”
Person 1: “Wow. I met a Jack Dylan Grazer. From the moment I saw the Jack, I knew my life would be even better than it already was.”
by Foodaboveeverything July 26, 2018