22 definitions by Flo

roll hard

To go out and make a mess, spend a lot, get smashed, twisted, stoned, fight, party till morning, etc.

"Yo make sure you reach the club tonight, we're gonna roll hard tonight mofo!

by Flo March 9, 2005

LOAF

To love.
I love.

When I was younger I didn't say 'I love you mummy' I used to say 'I LOAF you mummay.'
So thats where it came from. lol.

I love you becomes

"LOAF YOU!"

by Flo October 10, 2006

poker

Consequence to the action of asking a girl or woman out on a date.

"You should invite her to dinner and poker"

by Flo January 27, 2004

Florentine

the act of a goatee-sporting male licking the taint of a german shepherd in heat as foreplay, then proceeding to sodomize the beast with all his digits and penis. this is followed by a quick dirty sanchez with a cunning wink at the tired animal.

"Oi! We're paying you good money to florentine him in this scene. Now get with it! Lights! Camera! Action!"

by Flo December 21, 2003

cell safety

In a social situation where an individual finds themselves alone with no one to talk to because other people have moved on to talk to someone else, the act of falling back on your cell phone and pretending to have something to look up in order to fend off the awkwardness.

Hey look at Steve Dorkmeister, he's totally pulling a cell safety.

by Flo January 15, 2010

Homie G.

how are you doing, girlfriend? Instead of saying sup girl and you want it 2 be known that she is a friend(like home-like) you would say this

like when u go out 2 eat
when u meet one another

by Flo January 5, 2004

brand NEW

any1 who hates brand new should go shoot themselves rite now cos life aint worth living unless u love them.

fucken hell brand new are bloody amazing get there album! it fucken kicks assss best cd i hav eva bought ...seriously! GO GET IT n to all u losers out there who dont like them FUCK OFF.

by Flo July 29, 2004