6 definitions by Flipjack flap

PEZ Clank

The act of shoving a piece of PEZ candy in your dick hole and pee it out, thereby hearing an audible clank in the toilet.

“Dang, I thought I had kidney stones, but nah, I was just PEZ clanking.”

by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021

Nonbinary-Splaining

When you’re not sure what the creature is, but their explaining something to you in a condescending tone while holding a Starbucks cup and plugged with a Wish buttplug.

“Did that fruitcake creature engage in Nonbinary-Splaining to me the art of fist fucking a cactus?”

by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021

Alabama Gun Hole

The act of inserting gun powder in your dick hole before nutting in a girls mouth.

“I thought he shot me, but it just turned out to be his ooey-gooey Alabama Gun Hole surprise.”

by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021

Zorro Kiss

The art of tactfully swiping your dick across a woman’s face, in a “Z” pattern, while she’s wearing a mask.

“I was just getting coffee when a man gave me a surprise Zorro Kiss, leaving a visible trail of Precum in the shape of a Z.

by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021

RICO

An acronym that liberals post on their social media usernames to showcase that they are gay pedophiles.

“I’m a super gay Biden supporter that loves kids like Biden does. I put RICO in my username.”

by Flipjack flap September 28, 2023

Penis Headwrap

The act of wrapping a fresh dookie around ones tip, covered by the foreskin, before penetrating another mans orifices.

“Dan and I already have a penis headwrap before tonight’s NetFlix and fucking session.”

by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021