Flexo Rodriguez's definitions

Brooks

The one person you are jealous of because he is dead. He also has a library named after himself.

On a job interview—

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years.

You: Hopefully like Brooks. Hanging myself in a halfway house and dead.

by Flexo Rodriguez November 5, 2018

Megdolph

A genetic experiment combining 2 monsters in history. Hitler the greatest genocider of the living, with Meg the greatest abortionee of all time.

Man 1: Who would win in a fight? Hitler or Meg.

Man 2: Neither. Megdolph would kill everyone living and unborn.

by Flexo Rodriguez July 9, 2021

Megabortion

Similar to a normal abortion, but is much more extensive and usually includes at least 30 to 40 abortions in one session. This is common after a long weekend of fucking EVERTHING AND EVERYONE AND ALL THE COCK. ALL OF IT.

After a long weekend of clubbing and attending the Knicks game, Catherine definitely needed a megabortion to clear out her system.

by Flexo Rodriguez June 13, 2018

Roopcum

When you call IT for computer help and instead use it for phone sex.

I called Sunil in IT to unlock my account. I told him to him talk sexy so i could Roopcum on my keyboard.

by Flexo Rodriguez February 15, 2020

Order 69

Similar to Star Wars, however this is the direction your CEO gives when he wants to fuck the whole company.

Our company was profitable with happy customers until Todd executed Order 69 and just fucked everyone over. Say goodbye to our bonuses.

by Flexo Rodriguez August 21, 2021

Meat Flap

Temporary housing.

Gina's meat flaps are so enormous, they're used as a homeless shelter.

by Flexo Rodriguez November 8, 2017