Caticide

When you give up on life and all that you have is a can of tuna and 4 cats. Shove the tuna up your ass and hope they eat you to death in your sleep.

Mike didn’t have a noose handy so he committed caticide instead. He was so jealous of Brooks, he couldn’t go on living.

by Flexo Rodriguez November 09, 2018

Megdolph

A genetic experiment combining 2 monsters in history. Hitler the greatest genocider of the living, with Meg the greatest abortionee of all time.

Man 1: Who would win in a fight? Hitler or Meg.

Man 2: Neither. Megdolph would kill everyone living and unborn.

by Flexo Rodriguez July 09, 2021

When you call IT for computer help and instead use it for phone sex.

I called Sunil in IT to unlock my account. I told him to him talk sexy so i could Roopcum on my keyboard.

by Flexo Rodriguez February 15, 2020

The one person you are jealous of because he is dead. He also has a library named after himself.

On a job interview—

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years.

You: Hopefully like Brooks. Hanging myself in a halfway house and dead.

by Flexo Rodriguez November 05, 2018

A Disney World attraction with all the Presidents’ assholes on display.

Glad I went solo to the park today without the family. Gonna get me some hot Grover Cleveland ass at the Hole of Presidents.

by Flexo Rodriguez August 10, 2021

Meg is such a meat camp, she has 12 abortions by noon.

by Flexo Rodriguez October 01, 2017