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pine sock

A diseased vagina that is so raw and inflamed, it looks like as though the woman fucked a Christmas tree.
Omg I was gonna go down on Ashely but she had a pine sock. I swear a baby Jesus was hanging out of it.
by Flexo Rodriguez December 6, 2017
mugGet the pine sockmug.

Order 69

Similar to Star Wars, however this is the direction your CEO gives when he wants to fuck the whole company.
Our company was profitable with happy customers until Todd executed Order 69 and just fucked everyone over. Say goodbye to our bonuses.
by Flexo Rodriguez August 21, 2021
mugGet the Order 69mug.

Meat Flap

Gina's meat flaps are so enormous, they're used as a homeless shelter.
by Flexo Rodriguez November 8, 2017
mugGet the Meat Flapmug.

Megabortion

Similar to a normal abortion, but is much more extensive and usually includes at least 30 to 40 abortions in one session. This is common after a long weekend of fucking EVERTHING AND EVERYONE AND ALL THE COCK. ALL OF IT.
After a long weekend of clubbing and attending the Knicks game, Catherine definitely needed a megabortion to clear out her system.
by Flexo Rodriguez June 13, 2018
mugGet the Megabortionmug.

Megdolph

A genetic experiment combining 2 monsters in history. Hitler the greatest genocider of the living, with Meg the greatest abortionee of all time.
Man 1: Who would win in a fight? Hitler or Meg.

Man 2: Neither. Megdolph would kill everyone living and unborn.
by Flexo Rodriguez July 9, 2021
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Roopcum

When you call IT for computer help and instead use it for phone sex.
I called Sunil in IT to unlock my account. I told him to him talk sexy so i could Roopcum on my keyboard.
by Flexo Rodriguez February 15, 2020
mugGet the Roopcummug.

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