13 definitions by Flexo Rodriguez

Octophile

One who has a sexual fetish for a transgender with 8 penises.

I met this dude Lucy with 8 penises on an octophile site. I think I’m in love.

by Flexo Rodriguez May 9, 2018

Megabortion

Similar to a normal abortion, but is much more extensive and usually includes at least 30 to 40 abortions in one session. This is common after a long weekend of fucking EVERTHING AND EVERYONE AND ALL THE COCK. ALL OF IT.

After a long weekend of clubbing and attending the Knicks game, Catherine definitely needed a megabortion to clear out her system.

by Flexo Rodriguez June 5, 2018

Caticide

When you give up on life and all that you have is a can of tuna and 4 cats. Shove the tuna up your ass and hope they eat you to death in your sleep.

Mike didn’t have a noose handy so he committed caticide instead. He was so jealous of Brooks, he couldn’t go on living.

by Flexo Rodriguez November 10, 2018

Meat Flap

Temporary housing.

Gina's meat flaps are so enormous, they're used as a homeless shelter.

by Flexo Rodriguez November 8, 2017

Meat Locker

Where you work, because you are nothing but a piece of fucking meat to your company.

See you later family, I’m off to the meat locker. Hope I bring home some Covid that kills you all! Love you!

by Flexo Rodriguez May 26, 2022

pine sock

A diseased vagina that is so raw and inflamed, it looks like as though the woman fucked a Christmas tree.

Omg I was gonna go down on Ashely but she had a pine sock. I swear a baby Jesus was hanging out of it.

by Flexo Rodriguez December 6, 2017