Definitions by Flexo Rodriguez

Brooks 

The one person you are jealous of because he is dead. He also has a library named after himself.

On a job interview—

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years.

You: Hopefully like Brooks. Hanging myself in a halfway house and dead.

Brooks by Flexo Rodriguez November 5, 2018

Megabortion 

Similar to a normal abortion, but is much more extensive and usually includes at least 30 to 40 abortions in one session. This is common after a long weekend of fucking EVERTHING AND EVERYONE AND ALL THE COCK. ALL OF IT.

After a long weekend of clubbing and attending the Knicks game, Catherine definitely needed a megabortion to clear out her system.

Megabortion by Flexo Rodriguez June 13, 2018

Octophile 

One who has a sexual fetish for a transgender with 8 penises.

I met this dude Lucy with 8 penises on an octophile site. I think I’m in love.

Octophile by Flexo Rodriguez June 3, 2018

pine sock 

A diseased vagina that is so raw and inflamed, it looks like as though the woman fucked a Christmas tree.

Omg I was gonna go down on Ashely but she had a pine sock. I swear a baby Jesus was hanging out of it.

pine sock by Flexo Rodriguez December 6, 2017

Meat Flap 

Temporary housing.

Gina's meat flaps are so enormous, they're used as a homeless shelter.

Meat Flap by Flexo Rodriguez November 8, 2017

Meat Camp 

My boss Meg.

Meg is such a meat camp, she has 12 abortions by noon.

Meat Camp by Flexo Rodriguez October 1, 2017