13 definitions by Flexo Rodriguez

Brooks

The one person you are jealous of because he is dead. He also has a library named after himself.

On a job interview—

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years.

You: Hopefully like Brooks. Hanging myself in a halfway house and dead.

by Flexo Rodriguez November 5, 2018

Megdolph

A genetic experiment combining 2 monsters in history. Hitler the greatest genocider of the living, with Meg the greatest abortionee of all time.

Man 1: Who would win in a fight? Hitler or Meg.

Man 2: Neither. Megdolph would kill everyone living and unborn.

by Flexo Rodriguez July 9, 2021

Order 69

Similar to Star Wars, however this is the direction your CEO gives when he wants to fuck the whole company.

Our company was profitable with happy customers until Todd executed Order 69 and just fucked everyone over. Say goodbye to our bonuses.

by Flexo Rodriguez August 21, 2021

Slipper Queen of I-95

When you’re boss is so senile and retarded she gets lost going to work and ends up on I-95 in her slippers.

Kim forgot she worked in New York and ended up walking I-95 in Delaware on her way back to Florida. Silver Alert enacted for the Slipper Queen of I-95 again.

by Flexo Rodriguez July 9, 2021

Roopcum

When you call IT for computer help and instead use it for phone sex.

I called Sunil in IT to unlock my account. I told him to him talk sexy so i could Roopcum on my keyboard.

by Flexo Rodriguez February 15, 2020

Meat Camp

My boss Meg.

Meg is such a meat camp, she has 12 abortions by noon.

by Flexo Rodriguez October 2, 2017

Hole of Presidents

A Disney World attraction with all the Presidents’ assholes on display.

Glad I went solo to the park today without the family. Gonna get me some hot Grover Cleveland ass at the Hole of Presidents.

by Flexo Rodriguez August 10, 2021