3 definitions by Finnex

Candymanning

The act of sex in which a male partner sticks a lollipop up the orifice of the female partner repeatedly until an orgasm happens.

Mike: Dude, I was totally candymanning my wife last night.
Eric: Really? What type of lollipop did you use?
Mike: Tootsie Pop. I stuck it in so many times we got to the Tootsie Roll!
Eric: Damn, you must have been at that for a long time then...

by Finnex April 26, 2022

Platé

Slang for a penis that has more gurth than it has length. Looks like a wide plate.

Mike: *Unzips pants*
Mike: *Grabs ruler*
Mike: Hmm, 2 on length, 4 on width. Yup! That Platé is why Janice rejected me.
Mike: Fuckin bitch...

by Finnex April 24, 2022

qmwnebrvtcyxuzilokpjahsgdf

You're so fucking bored, that you typed in:
1) top row and bottom row first in opposite directions
2) moved to the right side of the middle row when you finished the bottom row
3) moved the the left side of the middle row when you finished the top row
4) have tried almost every conceivable combination of letter keys on your keyboard in some sort of pattern

Get mental help pls <3

Mike: dude this class sucks
Jason: qmwnebrvtcyxuzilokpjahsgdf hi
Mike: dude you're literally so bored just play coolmath or smth ;-;
Jason: ;-;

by Finnex April 24, 2022