14 definitions by FannyFondler
1. The state of being excessively arrogant or cocky.
2. The act of choking, as in an unexpected loss.
3. The process of karma catching up with a cheater or team of cheaters.
2. The act of choking, as in an unexpected loss.
3. The process of karma catching up with a cheater or team of cheaters.
1. Bob was so too 18-1 going into that Tennis match and lost because of it.
2. Timmy was up by 5 points but managed to 18-1 the game away at the end.
3. 18-1 will eventually happen to Barry Bonds.
2. Timmy was up by 5 points but managed to 18-1 the game away at the end.
3. 18-1 will eventually happen to Barry Bonds.
by FannyFondler February 13, 2008
Tranny Madonna wannabe with a penis. She is not original, she is not creative, and she has about as much musical talent as your average high school band student.
by FannyFondler October 3, 2010
When two people bash their bare asses together for sexual pleasure. Basically making out with your ass cheaks.
Timmy: Meso horny.
Jimmy: Wanna do a Bavarian Butt Bash?
Timmy: Okay just take the dildo out of your ass this time.
Jimmy: Wanna do a Bavarian Butt Bash?
Timmy: Okay just take the dildo out of your ass this time.
by FannyFondler June 5, 2007
Johnny loves to get a Flaming Salaami going before he puts his head between his legs and proceeds to suck his own dick.
by FannyFondler February 12, 2007
1) Sometimes classified as a Hair Metal group they were really just an overrated pop rock band. They rose to success in the 1980s by taking the sound of already successful, more talented acts such as Def Leppard, Motley Crue and Van Halen and pussifying it into the bland, repetitive, pop music they are known for. Were popular with young women mostly because they all just wanted to bang Jon Bon Jovi, the lead singer. Their popularity has dwindled in recent years due to the fact that their fan base is now in their 40s and no longer part of the most import demographic in terms of record sales, teenage girls. For similar bands, see Poison.
2) A bloody stool
2) A bloody stool
1) Guy 1: What's the difference between Bon Jovi and the Jonas Brothers?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: About 20 years
2) Oh man I just came back from the doctor. He gave me some pills that should prevent me from having so many Bon Jovis.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: About 20 years
2) Oh man I just came back from the doctor. He gave me some pills that should prevent me from having so many Bon Jovis.
by FannyFondler July 17, 2010
The greatest Metal vocalists/lyricist of all time. Born July 10, 1942 and originally named Ronald James Padavona, he released his first single with the band Ronnie and the Red Caps in 1958. He continued to grace the world with his amazing voice for the next 52 years as the lead singer of several legendary bands such as Rainbow, Black Sabbath, Dio, and Heaven and Hell. Also very famous for his invention of the devil horns hand gesture, a fact that comes as a shock to most people considering Dio is widely believed to be the second coming of Jesus. He passed away May 16, 2010, the same day all the happiness in the world vanished.
R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio
by FannyFondler July 17, 2010
A website where people with small attention spans can spend hours looking at pictures of other people who have equally small attention spans. Also a good place to go if you don't have a real life and you need to feel popular on a website.
Myspace consists of:
-5% Normal people with no lives.
-10% Teenage Girls
-85% Creepy 40 year olds who want to have sex with said teenage girls.(There are at least 30,000 sex offenders on myspace and that number is growing quickly.)
Myspace consists of:
-5% Normal people with no lives.
-10% Teenage Girls
-85% Creepy 40 year olds who want to have sex with said teenage girls.(There are at least 30,000 sex offenders on myspace and that number is growing quickly.)
Teenage Girl: Oh I met this nice guy on myspace and we're meeting at the park!
(An hour later at the park)
Teenage Girl: You don't look anything like your picture!
Creepy 40 Year Old: Shut up and get in the van.
(An hour later at the park)
Teenage Girl: You don't look anything like your picture!
Creepy 40 Year Old: Shut up and get in the van.
by FannyFondler August 5, 2007