2 definitions by FailWinner

After a night of sex or other rowdy tomfoolery, a person would ask the person who was enjoying the sex, whether or not they where succesful, commonly used when a virginity is taken.
Whent he prefix Un is used, it shows a "Unsucsexful" night.
Dave: I heard you lost your V last night
Guy: True
Dave: Where you sucsexful?
Guy: TBH NO! i was unsucsexful.
by FailWinner December 28, 2009
A person who is known to masturbate frequently, and is also and idiot, who is often unattractive like a primate, thus the "monkey". Other wise known as a freak
Jizzmonkey- I screwed myself over your milf last night
Guy- Ow thats disgusting you ugly Jizz Monkey!
by FailWinner October 10, 2009

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