3 definitions by Fagam’s hero

garlic boner

A boner that arises from the vasodilatory effects of eating too much garlic.

John: Adam! How much garlic did you put on this garlic bread?! I think I’ve got a garlic boner!
Adam: Hahahaha!! Let me see!!

by Fagam’s hero January 24, 2018

hot olive salad

Two oiled up Greek men licking each other’s assholes sensuously.

Adam and Ben enjoyed a hot olive salad last night. It was exquisite!

by Fagam’s hero January 18, 2018

Antiques Roadshow

When an elderly woman stands on the side of the road and flashes her tits at the cars driving by.

Trucker: Breaker 19, breaker 19, there’s an antiques roadshow at mile marker 35 on I-290, over!!

by Fagam’s hero December 27, 2019