2 definitions by Fabulous Captain

Kidding, Just Fxxking Kidding
Me: Hey I have a new girlfriend!
Someone: Who?
Me: KJFK.
by Fabulous Captain April 15, 2014
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The period of time when you couldn’t flush your poop down the first time, and when you couldn’t wait for the tank to fill back up again before a second attempt. Couldn’t flush - get anxious - attempt to flush - Repeat
A: WTF were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?
B: had a toilet flush anxiety. Still wouldn’t go down
by Fabulous Captain April 11, 2019
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