FUCK FACE's definitions

Mullet

One who is found to have sincere business in the front, yet an unmistakable party in the back...the hairstyle often worn by aging rockers who refuse to admit that Warrant is not the best band ever...

Theres a fuckin' huuuge party in the back on that motherfucker, but he's all business up front!

by Fuck Face June 21, 2003

Alarm Clock Dildo

Where a woman awakens with a orgasm, simply by setting the dildo into her pussy, setting the time to be awoken, and soon wakes up with an amazing orgasm. Men can also use them by inserting them in the ass.

Man! Alarm Clock Dildo's are cheap!!

by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

Slippy Shower

Two lesbians fucking in a shower, one slips into the glass and the other falls with her cuz her fingers are stuck in her pussy.

Watch kids, here is an example of a slippy shower

by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

Crusher

A woman pretends to give a man a hand-job, then takes his testicles and stomps on them. Four times.

by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

Shaker

When a man is masturbating and his sexual partner insterts a dildo in his rectum, so he cums as a dildo is in his ass. Therefore causing him to shake.

Man, I really do love shakers!

by Fuck Face October 16, 2003