FUCK FACE's definitions

Alarm Clock Dildo

Where a woman awakens with a orgasm, simply by setting the dildo into her pussy, setting the time to be awoken, and soon wakes up with an amazing orgasm. Men can also use them by inserting them in the ass.

Man! Alarm Clock Dildo's are cheap!!

by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

D&D

A reflection of fantasy via role-playing characters with pre-determined traits, designated by statistical models, using polygonal dice to randomize the outcome of probable events.

I found D&D impoved my math skills between the second and third grade.

by Fuck Face June 21, 2003

Freshly Baked Cum Pie

A load of cum is put into a freshly baked apple pie and eaten as dessert.

Kids, save room for your freshly baked cum pie!

by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

Crusher

A woman pretends to give a man a hand-job, then takes his testicles and stomps on them. Four times.

by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

Bright Light Nights

A very cold night, where a pregnant girls nipples get so hard they pop, and blood and milk spills all over.

O No!! She is about to have a Bright Light Nights!!

by Fuck Face October 16, 2003