10 definitions by FELIPE

jew'd

when a bowl of marijuana has been turned to ash and nothing remains. this refers to the tendecy of hebrews being burned to ash.

FELIPE- yo jared hit that shit son nawmeen!!

JARED- nah son that shits been jew'd

by FELIPE April 16, 2005

brb

An acronym some of my friends use to say "Bye"

1: brb
2: ok
.........
1 has just signed off
2: I thought so

by FELIPE November 24, 2004

goma

spanish for "gum"
mexican slang for opium

Nos gusta fumar goma
(We like to smoke opium)

by FELIPE May 12, 2004

Dry Pencil Scare of '47

A period of time in which the global pencil economy crashed forcing pencil companies to manufacture pencils without standard moisture. Only lasted 3 days. The reason the King Castlefunny Pencil Moisteners were created besides boosting popularity of "The Castlefunnies".

Yes, Billy, the Dry Pencil Scare of '47 was almost a catastrophe in U.S. History!

by FELIPE September 8, 2004

juan on juan

a mexican basketball game.

"oye vato lets go play some juan on juan"..."horale"

by FELIPE February 20, 2005

simp

In Arthur C. Clarke's Rama, simps are super chimps, genetically enhanced simians that weigh less than 30kg, consume half the oxygen and food needed by a human, but can do the job of 2.75 men in domestic affairs, elementary cooking, tool transportation and a dozen other routine tasks.

Endeavour's simps are Blackie, Blondie, Goldie and Brownie.

by FELIPE February 21, 2004

Super Mario 3

A video game exclusively for play on the Nintendo Entertainment System featuring characters such as Mario, Luigi, Bowser, the usual enemies, and Princess Toadstool. Is the third of the "Super Mario Bros." series, and follows pretty much the same storyline as the first... travel through different worlds, and rescue Princess Toadstool from the clutches of Bowser.

Dude, pop in Super Mario 3 and see if it works the first time.

by FELIPE June 28, 2004