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Error 37

The infamous error associated with the catastrophic launch of Diablo 3 in 2012.

"This is a message to the people that work for Blizzard Entertainment, specifically the Diablo 3 crew. I wasn't going to make a video today because I didn't think anybody would see it. I thought everybody would be out playing Diablo 3, and I thought I would be playing Diablo 3, you'd be playing Diablo 3, but NOBODY'S FUCKING PLAYING DIABLO 3! Because you gotta see the servers down, the servers are down! And every time I try to log in, all I get is fucking Error 37! Error 37! I keep trying to log in and I get Error 37! ERROR 37! Why the fuck is it 37?! What the fuck are the other 36?! Shouldn't this be error number 1?! Error number 1, I can't log the FUCK IN!? Holy SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS NUMBER 35?! SOMEONE SHOT SOMEBODY RUNNING THE SERVERS?! DID ONE OF THE FUCKING HAMSTERS GET LOOSE?! I SPENT ALL FUCKING NIGHT TRYING TO GET THIS GODDAMN COLLECTOR'S EDITION! I STOOD LINE AT FUCKING WALMART! I CAN BARELY STAND UP! I FUCKING STOOD IN LINE AND JUST CAN'T EVEN PLAY THE FUCKING GAME! And oh, okay, I finally- okay, I finally get in, I'm- I finally get past Error 37! What do I get?! Error 3006! Can't even load the character screen! Error 3006! HOW MANY FUCKING ERRORS DID YOU GUYS COUNT TO?! Fucking what do I expect the next error... 9999? HOLY SHIT, IT'S OVER 9000! FUCK you, Blizzard! FUCKING... WORK YOUR GAMING YOU AIN'T WORK! THIS IS BULLSHIT! THIS IS BULLSHIT! I PAID MONEY, CASH MONEY, DOLLARS MONEY, CASH MONEY! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

Error 37 by FB3Network February 14, 2026

Spaghetti Noodle 

What Italians use to describe the male genitalia, aka dick/penis.

Luigi: Hey Mario, did you ever wonder where a baby comes from?
Mario: Well, you see, Luigi, when a paisano puts his spaghetti noodle in a mama-mia's ravioli, a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about nine months later.
Luigi: What does any of that have to do with babies? Mario, I don't understand!
Mario: That's because you're a 'dog', Luigi.

Spaghetti Noodle by FB3Network January 10, 2025

Man Bazooka Juice 

Semen. No, not Seaman, "semen".

AVGN: It's 'SEA-MAN'. SEA! MAN! Not 'semen'. As in jizz! Splooge! MAN BAZOOKA JUICE!

Man Bazooka Juice by FB3Network January 6, 2025

skittle-chan 

The most annoying creature in existence. Died on June 4, 2022.

skittle-chan died. lol rest in rip

skittle-chan by FB3Network February 21, 2023

niced

When someone gets 69'd by someone else.

Friend 1:Man, did you see my best friend's girlfriend doing the 69 with him? She totally niced him, and he felt so good!
Friend 2: Damn man, he's lucky.

niced by FB3Network February 18, 2022

Pancizza 

A pizza-sized pancake. A circle in a box. Fresh from IHOP.

Created for National Pizza Day in 2019.

Man, I missed out on that Pancizza! It looked so yummy!

Pancizza by FB3Network January 25, 2022

THX 

That logo that used to scare the shit out of you when you were a kid

You as a kid: I'm gonna watch a movie
THX: I am here bitch
You as a kid: MOMMY!!!!!

THX by FB3Network July 2, 2021