Etch's definitions
The crusty brown material that gets transferred to the rear of the toilet seat or underwear, resulting from the accumulation of fecal matter at the top of an unclean, too-far-rear-wiping person's ass crack.
by Etch August 17, 2006
Get the butt smudgemug. Excrement and slime resulting from mating dogs. As an insult, referring to somebody or something, existing at that social or hierarchal level.
by Etch September 8, 2006
Get the dog fuckmug. Anything such as a sheet, blanket, sleeping bag, trash bag, etc., which might prevent one from contact with a soiled couch, especially on upholstery soiled with sweat, sex juices or butt smudges. Much in the same way a pillow case or a t-shirt can protect one from a filthy pillow.
"Both Cyka's aunt and Booby have had real nasty sex right there. You'll probably want to throw down a couch condom before you rest your dizzy head there."
by Etch September 8, 2006
Get the couch condommug. by Etch September 11, 2006
Get the i and imug. by Etch September 8, 2006
Get the bitchuremug. Big-rig trucker jargon for a person hired to travel with the driver for the purpose of helping to load and unload the cargo container.
The guy is a gypsy of sorts, and finds occasional work as a lumper at truck stops across the nation.
by Etch January 5, 2008
Get the lumpermug. by Etch December 18, 2012
Get the junkmug.