Definitions by Etch
couch condom
Anything such as a sheet, blanket, sleeping bag, trash bag, etc., which might prevent one from contact with a soiled couch, especially on upholstery soiled with sweat, sex juices or butt smudges. Much in the same way a pillow case or a t-shirt can protect one from a filthy pillow.
"Both Cyka's aunt and Booby have had real nasty sex right there. You'll probably want to throw down a couch condom before you rest your dizzy head there."
couch condom by Etch September 8, 2006
butt smudge
The crusty brown material that gets transferred to the rear of the toilet seat or underwear, resulting from the accumulation of fecal matter at the top of an unclean, too-far-rear-wiping person's ass crack.
butt smudge by Etch August 17, 2006
cactus face
Refers to a man's heavily-stubbled face, so named for the possible pain inflicted upon a woman's lips or thighs.
cactus face by Etch July 20, 2006
Bundy
Verb,t: To plug up the toilet. The character Al Bundy, played by Ed O'Neil in the 90's sitcom "Married with Children" almost always plugged the toilet when he moved his bowels.
3 coil steamer
Any unusually extra large turd. Picture it: coiled three times, with a hot steamy stench rising from it.
3 coil steamer by Etch July 19, 2006
connet
(from Malbo) Fr. pseudo-derivitive of connection. Pronounced "cah-NAY". A person who supplies and/or sells illicit or controlled substances or black market merchandise.