Etch's definitions

bitchure

Very self-explanatory... Simply, a picture of a bitch!

Nasty cyber-bitch, you! If you'd really like to hook up, you'd better email your bitchure.

by Etch September 8, 2006

i and i

Similar to "r and r" (rest and relaxation), represents "intercourse and intoxication"

"I'm off to my gal's place for a lil' i and i."

by Etch September 11, 2006

cactus face

Refers to a man's heavily-stubbled face, so named for the possible pain inflicted upon a woman's lips or thighs.

I don't wanna hurt you with my cactus face, so I suppose I'll jus' kiss your ass.

by Etch July 20, 2006

couch condom

Anything such as a sheet, blanket, sleeping bag, trash bag, etc., which might prevent one from contact with a soiled couch, especially on upholstery soiled with sweat, sex juices or butt smudges. Much in the same way a pillow case or a t-shirt can protect one from a filthy pillow.

"Both Cyka's aunt and Booby have had real nasty sex right there. You'll probably want to throw down a couch condom before you rest your dizzy head there."

by Etch September 8, 2006

scenester

Any (usually cover-charge/drink paying) customer who supports the bands that compose the scene. A vital component to any scene!

Without the scenesters there would be no scene!

by Etch September 6, 2008

junk

As a Verb: to dispose of something/somebody; particularly used in reference to a former mate

My gal was counter-productive to my goals, so I junked her and traded up to something far more

by Etch December 18, 2012

lumper

Big-rig trucker jargon for a person hired to travel with the driver for the purpose of helping to load and unload the cargo container.

The guy is a gypsy of sorts, and finds occasional work as a lumper at truck stops across the nation.

by Etch January 5, 2008